ho ho ho mother f***ers! the titls suggests a photo gallery, and by golly you are going to experience an aggrivated sexual assult.

i mean photo gallery.

so this is my microwave



theres more bottles by the fridge, and at my computer desk. i am REALLY f***ING DRUNK while im writing this! =D its even kind of an old picture, i have more bottles now, theyre fun.

this a picture of the x files. the whole f***ing thing, at the moment im on season 6.



i totally walked into the kitchen before i started writing this and looked on the stove, and there was this huge ass skillet of lasanga s*** from one of theo hometsyle bakes, and i forgot i cooked it just 1 0 minutes before hand and went "chit nikka who the f*** made me dinner?" it was magical. im eating it right now.

anyway, this is a picture of my wife.



you may be asking "s*** son howd you land a girl under 400 pounds?" well this is my picture, and no tard jokes.



lolz just kidding yalls, i dont have any up-to-date pic so heres the most recent (taken... february this year? sounds about right... maybe january, or december last year). i aint s***ting you either, this is what i look in real life. i did shop it, but it was just zombie effects (cheek gaunt, eye color, eye depth, ear/shoulder definition).



so now everyone on voice knows what i look like, what my drinking habbits are, who im married to, and what ive been doing all night.

care to share what you are up to?

im going to finish enjoying this wonderful meal that someone cooked myself. its f***ing cold now though.