ok so ive gotten back into watching tv occasionally (like once a week) and ive noticed that theres this new trend. well its not new, but its evolved a bit. im talking about anti drug commercials. mainly the "above the influence" ones. now before you get off on the wrong foot "but you focker that s***s for real dawg we need that on t.v. so our kids aint f***in tokin up afta school and sheeeee" trust me, im all for taking drugs out of society (except alcohol, you gotta endure pain to drink like i do).

anyway

now in the beginning they were naturally a bit positive. then gradually they got a little weird, like all things do with time. but the degeneration has surpassed my expectations. i just saw one that made me think quite the opposite of the message it was trying to convey.

heres the scenario: teen girl walking the kitchen, opens the fridge and gets something to drink. a voice is heard saying "lindsay" then THE f***ING *DOG* jumps up on the counter and is TALKING TO THE GIRL. what the holy blue mother of f***ing pearl are we trying to tell kids!? jesus god damned christ! i seem to remember a part from the movie Roadtrip where an elderly man got high and his dog talked to him on the porch! so basically what this commercial did was A: backfire on its self B: tell kids "if you smoke s*** you will see this" and C: no parents or authority of another kind was in the situation, leaving only the dog for guidance to the teen. we all know f***ing teenagers are dumb as hell no matter their i.q. and will do stupid s*** without being told whats going to happen, and even then they might do it. i feel deeply for parents who see these commercials because i know theyre sitting there thinking the exact same thing.

am i the only one that thinks s***s getting out of hand? whats next? a f***ing circus of ticks and leeches singing Silent Night to a 3 year old who is about to shoot up? great message to children. f*** above the influence, they are the influence, infact i have a working theory that they have more of an influence than anything else. s*** watching stuff like a talking dog makes me wanna get f***ed up on crack and heroine.