many of you might already know that my favorite drink is jager, and it is. but its not my absolute favorite. nay, for my poison comes from a sweeter divinity than that of a dark cough syrup laden with death and despair. or something.

its this s***



thats right barenjager, its made from honey. and i gotta tell ya... im pretty f***in drunk off it right now!

so anyway i dont have many safe-for-voice pictures to post. but i do have this, this is one of my favorite pictures ever.





i completely forgot what i was doing... but its all good, its not about what i say, but what you see.




its a little known fact...
 




lincoln didnt f*** around










yeah. i dont think most people would udnerstand the time and effort it takes to make an article like this while youre drunk.



let alone make one without and x-rated or otherwise extremely disgusting/offensive s***.














i ran out of steam, anyway, enjoy your night you sick fux0rs.



if you didnt notice i wrote this last night, but half the pictures didnt work when i previewed it so i said f*** it. they seem to be working now (?) so there you have it.