let's annex Mexico!!!
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Posted By: prometheus Posted on: May. 6, 2006 at 2:40 PM  3 Comments
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Think about it. All the untapped natural resources! The oars and lumber and shorelines! The women (the most beautiful on the planet) !!! For are we not now like the BESERKERS (vikings) of old? Just take what we want . . . kill the men and babies! take the land and women! (kinda like Iraq). All we need to do is say they got some yellow cake uranium from Africa or some unreliable source, and move in with the tanks. How could they stop us? And it would be for their own good! We would be spreading Democracy to a wretched third world reject nation (accept for Mazatlan, Acapulco, and Sammy Hagars bar). And it would solve the illegal immigration issues too! I vote for Mexico as the next State in our union!!!! Think about it. lets generate the lies, and threaten the nuclear bomb, and then take Mexico! They'll surrender, it's like one big siesta there! or fiesta.
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May. 7, 2006 at 08:53:18 AM
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| Yeah, Canada next! They do have good bacon. And Brazil does have the whole Amazon thing just waiting to be Amaricanized! First Iraq, then Mexico and then the world!!!Ha ha ha ha ha haha ha ahaha haha hahaha! ha ha ha ha hahahah haha haha ha
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May. 28, 2006 at 08:08:23 AM
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| No one really responded to this article, but then I heard it twice on talk radio (I don't mind if they steal my stuff, but at least leave a comment . . . Howard Stern). And I was being Faceitious
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lets not and say we did
not just because i dont like mexico, but their resources are probably tainted. im sorry im such a racial bigot, but i think i speak for a few people when i say mexican women arent the most attractive in the world. maybe you were being sarcastic with that and i didnt pick up on it, i seem to lack that ability. but its like 3:40 in the morning and i cant sleep, and im not entirely awake. so im not 100% sure what the f*** im typing about. but anyway lets not take over mexico, because you know whats after that, south america. and i dont think we can take over brazil. viet nam was like 1/10 the size of brazil and we would just end up turning all the rain forrests into housing editions and minimalls anyway. cuz america is full of useless s*** like that.and while were at it why not take over canada, the bacon in my fridge is a bit spoilt. besides canada would be more profitable than mexico. at least most americans can tell what the f*** theyre saying, they just tend to draw out their o's like in aboot, and they say eh alot.
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