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Well its been a long time since ive written in the religion portion of the site. this article came about due to williams little fag tag line.
god bless you
lets break this down, ok?
1. god is blessing me
but why? what did i do? god doesnt exist so how can it bless me in the first place? what warrants a blessing? and what happens when you get it!?
2. this person is f***in nuts
how the f*** do they know god is blessing me? is god whispering in their ear "hey.. yo... jimmy man.... this niggers blessed ya know? but he might not know it... you better tell him."
3. why would someone even care
i personally am slightly offended when people say im blessed. i used to tell people "no thanks" when they said that. i dont want to be blessed, f*** em, blessings havnt gotten me this far in life.
4. the understatement
what if someone took this so literally they got down on their hands and knees bowing before the blesser, thinking they were the next messiah? would they be a false prophet for blessing someone? what if they were the next messiah and didnt know it - would theythen be a target for assassins?
5. unwanted whores
its pushing your religion on people, really. people who dont believe god hear that and think "what the s***, f*** this tard, i dont believe in god, they must be f***in stupid as hell" so why even bother with telling someone theyre blessed.
as far as im concerned, in my drunken state, blessing someone by the grace of god is the same as me leaning out of a car on the highway with a super soaker full of liquid feces power blasting all the expensive cars shouting "the cleveland steamer blesses you!" would you like to have your car hosed down with a gallon of liquid s***? probably not, same reason i dont want to be hosed down with a gallon of false advertisement and lies. so, specifically to william, you can take your "god bless you" slogan you always hide behind and stick it right up your ass.
now this next part is geared more towards our resident a******, tom carter. im sorry in advance tom, kind of, but not really.
peace is a hippy statement. it made the beetles rich, it sold weed, its on the hearts and minds of all the children and housewives, desperate or otherwise. the problem with it is that peace doesnt belong everywhere. some souls are so war-torn they dont want peace. others just waft around in the wake of the storm not knowing what peace is for a long time. now if you were leaving to go toke up with your other neo nazi facist friends, with no intentions of returningto the site, i would understand your catch phrase. but at the moment i see it lacking reason and more along the lines of some a signature you would use on an email or traditional forum. having and asshat like you around has made the site a bit more interesting though, nevermind my insults - they come naturally but are empty in meaning. labels will be labels, and right now im placing you as yet another hypocrite since you cant seem to find a method of peace (in life or here on the site, as you have a chip on your shoulder for everyone who writes here) yet promote it in every post. what is your prime directive sir? inquiring minds want to know. we all know william is here for hot air, as 100% of his content is irrelevant and or distateful.
god bless you
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Posted By: The Antichrist Posted on: Jun. 16, 2007 at 9:53 PM  41 Comments
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Jun. 17, 2007 at 03:38:02 AM
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| You know, I'm glad you brought this up because I'm getting pretty tired of doing all of this blessing. And who said anyone could just go around blessing people anyway? I'm the one that has to do all the work - all they do is say a few words then I actually have to get off my ass and bless the a****** that just sneezed. Do you have any idea how many people sneeze every second? Holy Me! |
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Jun. 17, 2007 at 10:50:43 AM
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| Peace of mind? Piece of mind? Bless you but piece on you? Bless you but peace on you? Peace on you? Piece on you? May the fleas of a thousand camels live in your armpits. (Naw – scratch that one.) Oh, howdy there. I was just trying different combinations and permutations of the various bendyourdictions, and I accidentally clicked on the Comment button. Oops! Oh well, as long as my ruminations have been accidentally published, let me expound. The Antichrist has certainly tasked us with a thought provoker, hasn’t he/she/it? About time, I might add. Tom Carter, although your comment is encapsulated in an envelope of addressed to The Antichrist, I would have to say that the second paragraph applies to non other than our resident clown. Had I read it out of context that would have been my conclusion. Bozo comes across as just a bit conflicted and, may I say, just a tad bit insincere with his summons to the almighty to lay one on you. Or any of us. God bless his “his insignificant ramblings” as someone has so aptly put it. MoronInCharge, you say "There is the peace the great decider of washington has in the knowledge that his decisions are a superior and absolute...". Perhaps the time has come to take that peace from him and have a piece of him in court. The peace that "the decider" in the Oval Orifice grants is the peace of the grave for hundreds of thousands of people; American, Iraqi and others. In closing, let us bow our heads for the bendyourdiction as we ask the almighty to bless everyone here at VofA; past, current, future, and every hit on the site for as long as it has existed and shall exist. Forevermore. Amen. AhHHHhh-men. aaaAAAHHHhhhhhmmmmeeeeen. |
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Jun. 17, 2007 at 11:01:59 AM
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| Hey, I think I’ve found my new comment closer. What do ya think?
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Jun. 17, 2007 at 11:13:02 AM
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| I have one thing to say then:GOD BLESS YOU AND YOURS.
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Jun. 17, 2007 at 11:14:41 AM
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| Honestly AZ Moderate? Not a big fan of comment closers. Especially the one that reads "but what would I know, I'm just an Average American" When William uses "God Bless You" it always seems more like an invective than a request for a blessing. I picture him saying it through clenched teeth. |
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Jun. 17, 2007 at 11:21:14 AM
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| Yes, well put indi616. Exactly what I picture as well, but you put it much more succinctly. As far as my closer is concerned, picture it said not with clenched teeth but with thongue in cheek. Relax, I’m not big on closers either. But don’t get me started … |
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Jun. 17, 2007 at 11:38:02 AM
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| you know...this article has a point. peace is a hippy statement. it made the beetles rich, it sold weed, its on the hearts and minds of all the children and housewives, desperate or otherwise. the problem with it is that peace doesnt belong everywhere. some souls are so war-torn they dont want peace. others just waft around in the wake of the storm not knowing what peace is for a long time. I see what he is saying. We have made peace a "thing" rather than a cause. We use it to beat our opponents over the head. We use it to justify taking away the peace of others in order to have it for ourselves. We compare it to something else. The suffering hold to it like a teddy bear in times of hardship, and dream of it, and he is right most when a soul knows nothing but war and that is what they want. Peace as a thing is selfish, peace as a cause is universal. Maybe we need to put away our righteousness for once and see the truth not for who says it, or how it is said. or how they dress, or what political or religous group they belong, or don't belong too and see it as the truth. |
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