dear william crum
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Posted By: The Antichrist Posted on: Mar. 13, 2008 at 11:33 AM |
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and dont rag on peoples answers, i know you childish mother f***ers like to snicker and point fingers and thats not why i made these.
questions:
1. whats your i.q.?
2. whats your favorite color?
3. whats your favorite food?
4. do you like cats?
5. do you like condoleeza rice?
6. have you ever been to a nascar event?
7. do you like yogurt?
8. did you go to college?
9. do you like writing here on voice?
10. have you ever been in a car accident?
11. ever had surgery?
12. would you give money to the poor if you stole it from the rich?
13. have you ever drove drunk?
14. smoked pot?
15. whats your favorite alcoholic drink?
16. did you ever eat paste?
17 did you see the "phoenix lights" event? (youtube it)
18. have you ever f***ed a chicken?
19. do you like bugs?
20. would you ever send someone a thank you card?
21. how many fingers am i holding up?
22. do you like fishing?
23. have you ever seen a ghost?
24. have you ever seen a demon?
25. have you ever witnessed a miracle?
26. do you like miracle whip?
27. would you ever pick up street racing as a hobby?
28. how many buttons are on a telephone keypad?
29. what did you want to be when you grew up?
30. do i test your patience?
31. do you ever wish you were someone else?
32. how many licks does it take to get to the center of a blow pop?
33. do you believe in god?
34. do you pick up hitch hikers?
35. do you steal key chains form gas stations?
36. do you smoke?
37. have you ever s*** your pants?
38. have you ever beaten someone with a stick?
39. do you believe in the rule of thumb?
40. if a fiend is a froh and a froh is a flaggon, would it be correct to say that all fiends are flaggons?
41. have you ever farted and had it sound like a duck underneath a semi trucks tire?
42. have you ever torched a house?
43. do you know the chemical composition of crack cocaine?
44. what are your theories on anal seepage?
45. do you own any computer games?
46. do you know the capital of norway?
47. whos your favorite actor?
48. are you allergic to peanuts?
49. whats your favorite kind of jelly?
50. do you like black people or just pretend to?
51. where was the last place you saw a wild animal?
52. when was the last time you said "buttf***"?
53. do you recycle?
54. do you prefer hp printers or cannon?
55. when was the last time you took a picture?
56. why dont you put your picture on the internet?
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57. how many teeth do you have?
58. what kind of music do you like?
59. do you ship ups or usps?
60. do you often find skid marks in your undershorts?
61. have you ever had an std?
62. what are you theories on jack the ripper?
63. have you ever had a jack the ripper?
64. are you a lefty or a righty?
65. if you had a strange disease what would it be?
66. name a species of assworm:
67. how many doors are in your house?
68. have you even tripped and fell face first into a puddle of mud?
69. whats your favorite kind of bottled water?
70. if you could live anywhere else in the world where would it be?
71. do like pens or pencils?
72. do you know who Domo is?
73. reeses or snickers?
74. pepsi or coke?
75. when was the last time you went to a doctor?
sorry i ran out of steam... have fun guys!
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Mar. 13, 2008 at 01:14:17 PM
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| questions: 25. have you ever witnessed a miracle? Every day when I get out of bed 42. have you ever torched a house? Not really 44. what are your theories on anal seepage? Prob ably pollutes the air 72. do you know who Domo is? Not really |
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Mar. 13, 2008 at 01:29:28 PM
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[This is a reply to comment by eXactoKnife on Mar. 13, 2008 at 12:06:37 PM]
eXactoKnife
Mar. 13, 2008 at 12:06:37 PM Herrrr I go... 1. whats your i.q.? 160 2. whats your favorite color? red 3. whats your favorite food? burritos 4. do you like cats? lions 5. do you like condoleeza rice? no View this Comment exactoknife ... my I.Q. is 161 !!! beat ya |
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Mar. 13, 2008 at 01:43:09 PM
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[This is a reply to comment by prometheus on Mar. 13, 2008 at 01:29:28 PM]
prometheus
Mar. 13, 2008 at 01:29:28 PM exactoknife ... my I.Q. is 161 !!! beat... View this Comment I answered it on the article "Who love ya baby" |
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Mar. 13, 2008 at 02:03:16 PM
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| 1. whats your i.q.? don't know 2. whats your favorite color? blue 3. whats your favorite food? hamburgers 4. do you like cats? no 5. do you like condoleeza rice? no 6. have you ever been to a nascar event? yes 7. do you like yogurt? no 8. did you go to college? some before Vietnam 9. do you like writing here on voice? yes 10. have you ever been in a car accident?yes 11. ever had surgery? yes 12. would you give money to the poor if you stole it from the rich? yes 13. have you ever drove drunk? yes 14. smoked pot? no 15. whats your favorite alcoholic drink? tequilla sunrise 16. did you ever eat paste? no 17 did you see the "phoenix lights" event? (youtube it) no 18. have you ever f***ed a chicken? no 19. do you like bugs? no 20. would you ever send someone a thank you card? yes 21. how many fingers am i holding up? one 22. do you like fishing? love it 23. have you ever seen a ghost? no 24. have you ever seen a demon? AuA 25. have you ever witnessed a miracle?no 26. do you like miracle whip? no 27. would you ever pick up street racing as a hobby? no 28. how many buttons are on a telephone keypad? 12 29. what did you want to be when you grew up? socialogist 30. do i test your patience? no 31. do you ever wish you were someone else? max bolan 32. how many licks does it take to get to the center of a blow pop? one 33. do you believe in god? yes 34. do you pick up hitch hikers? something 35. do you steal key chains form gas stations? no 36. do you smoke? not since 1974 37. have you ever s*** your pants?not at this time 38. have you ever beaten someone with a stick? no 39. do you believe in the rule of thumb? don't know what that is. 40. if a fiend is a froh and a froh is a flaggon, would it be correct to say that all fiends are flaggons? no 41. have you ever farted and had it sound like a duck underneath a semi trucks tire? no 42. have you ever torched a house? no 43. do you know the chemical composition of crack cocaine? no 44. what are your theories on anal seepage? none 45. do you own any computer games? no 46. do you know the capital of norway? oslo 47. whos your favorite actor? thomas hanks 48. are you allergic to peanuts? no 49. whats your favorite kind of jelly?grape 50. do you like black people or just pretend to? Who love them baby 51. where was the last place you saw a wild animal? zoo 52. when was the last time you said "buttf***"? only when I tall to AuA 53. do you recycle? yes 54. do you prefer hp printers or cannon? who cares 55. when was the last time you took a picture? crs 56. why dont you put your picture on the internet? don't know how ---some additions to round it off nicely--- 57. how many teeth do you have? one plus the bottom 58. what kind of music do you like? all types but rap 59. do you ship ups or usps? I don't ship anything 60. do you often find skid marks in your undershorts? I am old what do you think 61. have you ever had an std? no 62. what are you theories on jack the ripper?none 63. have you ever had a jack the ripper? no 64. are you a lefty or a righty? righty 65. if you had a strange disease what would it be? I don't need any, I have diabetes 66. name a species of assworm: I know none 67. how many doors are in your house? three 68. have you even tripped and fell face first into a puddle of mud?yes 69. whats your favorite kind of bottled water? no favorite 70. if you could live anywhere else in the world where would it be? I am fine where I am. 71. do like pens or pencils? pens 72. do you know who Domo is? no 73. reeses or snickers? snickers 74. pepsi or coke? diet coke 75. when was the last time you went to a doctor? months ago sorry i ran out of steam... have fun guys! |
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Mar. 13, 2008 at 03:55:41 PM
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| 1. whats your i.q.? 2 7.322 2. whats your favorite color? this one, and this one too, and sometimes this 3. whats your favorite food? steak au poivre, lobster, seared ahi, sushi 4. do you like cats? yes, but I like dogs more (except runt-size hyper-spastic dogs) 5. do you like condoleeza rice? no, but I'll be happy to forget her quickly 6. have you ever been to a nascar event? no 7. do you like yogurt? blueberry only 8. did you go to college? yes 9. do you like writing here on voice? I seem to have the habit 10. have you ever been in a car accident? twice, last time in 1989, neither my fault 11. ever had surgery? yes 12. would you give money to the poor if you stole it from the rich? if I had the balls to steal it, maybe 13. have you ever drove drunk? just to get my car back home 14. smoked pot? last time in 1982, stopped when they started cutting it with PCP 15. whats your favorite alcoholic drink? beer and red wine 16. did you ever eat paste? never even thought of it 17 did you see the "phoenix lights" event? (youtube it) no 18. have you ever f***ed a chicken? alas, I'm a city boy 19. do you like bugs? most are cool; scorpions taste like crunchy cornmeal 20. would you ever send someone a thank you card? when the wife forces me to 21. how many fingers am i holding up? none, you're typing this pointless survey 22. do you like fishing? yes, until I run out of beer 23. have you ever seen a ghost? Nicole Richie 24. have you ever seen a demon? Dick Cheney 25. have you ever witnessed a miracle? the reelection of GWB (not all miracles are blessed) 26. do you like miracle whip? no, hold the mayo 27. would you ever pick up street racing as a hobby? no, Tokyo Drift scared the s*** out of me 28. how many buttons are on a telephone keypad? my treo phone has 42 29. what did you want to be when you grew up? richer 30. do i test your patience? no, I test my patients 31. do you ever wish you were someone else? Ashley Dupre. She will become very wealthy in the next few weeks, and all she had to do was sleep with a governor. I'm available Napolitano! 32. how many licks does it take to get to the center of a blow pop? I've got it on good authority: 3 33. do you believe in god? no 34. do you pick up hitch hikers? do they exist any more? 35. do you steal key chains form gas stations? no 36. do you smoke? no 37. have you ever s*** your pants? only with my diapers on 38. have you ever beaten someone with a stick? only on this site 39. do you believe in the rule of thumb? generally, as a rule of thumb, no 40. if a fiend is a froh and a froh is a flaggon, would it be correct to say that all fiends are flaggons? only if all my friends are frohs 41. have you ever farted and had it sound like a duck underneath a semi trucks tire? I'd have to do a little experiment first before I could answer that 42. have you ever torched a house? once, in a small village in Romania, and the bastard deserved it 43. do you know the chemical composition of crack cocaine? crack is the neutral salt of cocaine. I'm sure I'll be fired if I google its chemical composition here at work 44. what are your theories on anal seepage? its the precursor condition to the sad disease of anal weepage 45. do you own any computer games? Prince of Persia 2 (I haven't been keeping up) 46. do you know the capital of norway? Oslo 47. whos your favorite actor? Rob Schneider . . . he's the best 48. are you allergic to peanuts? no 49. whats your favorite kind of jelly? protoplasmic 50. do you like black people or just pretend to? I like anyone just fine if they like me 51. where was the last place you saw a wild animal? bobcat in my backyard 52. when was the last time you said "buttf***"? here, just before I got banned 53. do you recycle? yes 54. do you prefer hp printers or cannon? they both suck in their own special ways 55. when was the last time you took a picture? a few days ago at the Ostrich Festival 56. why dont you put your picture on the internet? I have ---some additions to round it off nicely--- 57. how many teeth do you have? 24 (I was the childhood victim of my grandfather's preemptive anesthetic-less dental work) 58. what kind of music do you like? most 59. do you ship ups or usps? both 60. do you often find skid marks in your undershorts? not since the last time I s***ted in them 61. have you ever had an std? no, but if I had one, I'd keep it as a momento 62. what are you theories on jack the ripper? neocon 63. have you ever had a jack the ripper? is that some kind of gay question? 64. are you a lefty or a righty? right handed lefty 65. if you had a strange disease what would it be? refractory priapism 66. name a species of assworm: ass-caris 67. how many doors are in your house? 21 including 2 garage doors 68. have you even tripped and fell face first into a puddle of mud? no 69. whats your favorite kind of bottled water? the kind with a worm at the bottom 70. if you could live anywhere else in the world where would it be? Tahiti (Moorea or Bora Bora) 71. do like pens or pencils? pens 72. do you know who Domo is? He's a Japanese Barney that looks like a turd 73. reeses or snickers? I can't decide 74. pepsi or coke? classic coke and diet pepsi 75. when was the last time you went to a doctor? can I count myself? |
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Mar. 13, 2008 at 04:17:57 PM
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| 1. whats your i.q.? 2. whats your favorite color? Green 3. whats your favorite food? chile verde 4. do you like cats? YES 5. do you like condoleeza rice? no 6. have you ever been to a nascar event? nope 7. do you like yogurt? yes 8. did you go to college? nope 9. do you like writing here on voice? never have before 10. have you ever been in a car accident? yes 11. ever had surgery? yes 12. would you give money to the poor if you stole it from the rich? yes 13. have you ever drove drunk? no 14. smoked pot? yes 15. whats your favorite alcoholic drink? captain and coke 16. did you ever eat paste? nope 17 did you see the "phoenix lights" event? (youtube it)nope 18. have you ever f***ed a chicken? f*** no! 19. do you like bugs? no 20. would you ever send someone a thank you card? yes 21. how many fingers am i holding up? idk 22. do you like fishing? never been 23. have you ever seen a ghost? no 24. have you ever seen a demon? no 25. have you ever witnessed a miracle? probably 26. do you like miracle whip? hell no! 27. would you ever pick up street racing as a hobby? no, that's for the boys 28. how many buttons are on a telephone keypad? 12 29. what did you want to be when you grew up? a lawyer 30. do i test your patience? nope 31. do you ever wish you were someone else? no 32. how many licks does it take to get to the center of a blow pop? idk 33. do you believe in god? yes 34. do you pick up hitch hikers? no 35. do you steal key chains form gas stations? no 36. do you smoke? yes 37. have you ever s*** your pants? no 38. have you ever beaten someone with a stick? yes, playfully 39. do you believe in the rule of thumb? sure 40. if a fiend is a froh and a froh is a flaggon, would it be correct to say that all fiends are flaggons? i don't know what your talking about 41. have you ever farted and had it sound like a duck underneath a semi trucks tire? no 42. have you ever torched a house? no 43. do you know the chemical composition of crack cocaine? no 44. what are your theories on anal seepage? i don't have any/ is this a man's issue? 45. do you own any computer games? nope 46. do you know the capital of norway? nope 47. whos your favorite actor? audrey tatou 48. are you allergic to peanuts? no 49. whats your favorite kind of jelly? blackberry or apricot 50. do you like black people or just pretend to? i have friends in all colors. 51. where was the last place you saw a wild animal? Utah 52. when was the last time you said "buttf***"? not long ago, haha! 53. do you recycle? yes 54. do you prefer hp printers or cannon? i don't have an opinion, don't care 55. when was the last time you took a picture? after i got my haircut, a month ago? 56. why dont you put your picture on the internet? i don't like people to know me, before i know them. ---some additions to round it off nicely--- 57. how many teeth do you have? 25 58. what kind of music do you like? indie/rock 59. do you ship ups or usps? ups 60. do you often find skid marks in your undershorts? 61. have you ever had an std? never have 62. what are you theories on jack the ripper? i've never seen any of those movies. 63. have you ever had a jack the ripper? what? 64. are you a lefty or a righty? i am right handed if that's what your referring to. 65. if you had a strange disease what would it be? chronic abd spasms. 66. name a species of assworm: idk 67. how many doors are in your house? four 68. have you even tripped and fell face first into a puddle of mud? nope, i guess i'm lucky! 69. whats your favorite kind of bottled water? fiji 70. if you could live anywhere else in the world where would it be? italy in a villa 71. do like pens or pencils? pencils 72. do you know who Domo is? you mean like domo origato mr roboto, domo...? 73. reeses or snickers? reeses 74. pepsi or coke? coke 75. when was the last time you went to a doctor? two weeks ago |
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Mar. 13, 2008 at 04:35:05 PM
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| ok since crum has responded i will allow no one else the satisfaction of making an ass of themselves. the answers to a few questions: 39. do you believe in the rule of thumb? the rule of thumb, back in the old days, was that you could beat your wife with a stick as long as it was no bigger than the width of your thumb 43. do you know the chemical composition of crack cocaine? C17H21NO4 62. what are you theories on jack the ripper? a jack the ripper is when you s*** a turd thats too big for your ass and it rips and starts bleeding random notes: its FIEND not friend on the fiend/froh/flaggon question. the phoenix lights was the event where a semi-cirlce of lights formed in the sky over phoenix, many many many people said it was a ufo. the airforce said it was aeronautical flares from a test run or something the chicken f***er question came to mind from watching The Devils Rejects movie the yogurt question came to mind from larry the cable guys "toddler mail" bit domo is a character from japan, you can find him on google images a ghost is free energy that can manifest its self in dust particles and air current, basically the stronger the electrical field the more defined the ghost is. techincally speaking you can create a ghost although its not known how the collected energy forms shape, moves, or otherwise is tangible - specualtion supports that a random formation can lead to the assumed observation of a "ghost". logic would state that the "cold spots" and strange sensations experienced in the presence of a ghost can be attributed to the (+/-) ions of the energy comin in contact with yourself. i could go on and on because im a paranormal expert but i will leave you with that demons.... read above, same deal only given more presence due to our friends the gullible christians you can tell the mannerism of a person by how they answer the pen/pencil question, someone who uses a pen is more likely to get the job done with fewer f*** ups than someone who uses a pencil, i.e. the ability to go back and fix mistakes. pen users are hardcore mother f***ers that know what the f*** theyre doing the reeses and snickers question is one of my personal favorites, its actually a trick question. either way when you eat one or the other you are eating chocolate and peanut butter, so whats the difference? if you take the chocolate out of a snickers and mix the peanuts with the caramel and nougat its pretty much the same basic taste of reeses peanut butter. |
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Mar. 13, 2008 at 06:20:22 PM
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| Does anyone know what a nougat is?
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Mar. 13, 2008 at 07:20:12 PM
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| questions: 1. whats your i.q.? 9 2. whats your favorite color? pink 3. whats your favorite food? u guessed it 4. do you like cats? yes on electrical wires 5. do you like condoleeza rice? on arape prevention poster 6. have you ever been to a nascar event? iam not that dumb 7. do you like yogurt? no 8. did you go to college? yes 9. do you like writing here on voice? sometimes 10. have you ever been in a car accident? yes 11. ever had surgery? no 12. would you give money to the poor if you stole it from the rich? yes i do 13. have you ever drove drunk? yes 14. smoked pot? everyday 15. whats your favorite alcoholic drink? whatever is here 16. did you ever eat paste? no 17 did you see the "phoenix lights" event? (youtube it) yes 18. have you ever f***ed a chicken? no but i plucked one 19. do you like bugs? dead ones 20. would you ever send someone a thank you card? no 21. how many fingers am i holding up? one 22. do you like fishing? yes 23. have you ever seen a ghost? no 24. have you ever seen a demon? Obama 25. have you ever witnessed a miracle? yes 26. do you like miracle whip? yes 27. would you ever pick up street racing as a hobby? only if i was 16 28. how many buttons are on a telephone keypad? ? 29. what did you want to be when you grew up? a big prick 30. do i test your patience? no 31. do you ever wish you were someone else? yes 32. how many licks does it take to get to the center of a blow pop? 33. do you believe in god? ? have to 34. do you pick up hitch hikers? only at night 35. do you steal key chains form gas stations? ? 36. do you smoke? yes 37. have you ever s*** your pants? yes 38. have you ever beaten someone with a stick? yes 39. do you believe in the rule of thumb? no 40. if a fiend is a froh and a froh is a flaggon, would it be correct to say that all fiends are flaggons? ? 41. have you ever farted and had it sound like a duck underneath a semi trucks tire? yes 42. have you ever torched a house? no 43. do you know the chemical composition of crack cocaine? yes baking soda and coke cooked into a rock 44. what are your theories on anal seepage? none 45. do you own any computer games? no 46. do you know the capital of norway? no 47. whos your favorite actor? Peewee 48. are you allergic to peanuts? no 49. whats your favorite kind of jelly? grape 50. do you like black people or just pretend to? some 51. where was the last place you saw a wild animal? in my bed 52. when was the last time you said "buttf***"? 10 min. ago 53. do you recycle? no 54. do you prefer hp printers or cannon? ? 55. when was the last time you took a picture? 5 days 56. why dont you put your picture on the internet? i cant ---some additions to round it off nicely--- 57. how many teeth do you have? all but 1 58. what kind of music do you like? jazz modern 59. do you ship ups or usps? ? 60. do you often find skid marks in your undershorts? no my wife does 61. have you ever had an std? no 62. what are you theories on jack the ripper? ? 63. have you ever had a jack the ripper? no 64. are you a lefty or a righty? i use both hands on it 65. if you had a strange disease what would it be? bigdickitis 66. name a species of assworm: Barack 67. how many doors are in your house? 9 68. have you even tripped and fell face first into a puddle of mud? no 69. whats your favorite kind of bottled water? glass 70. if you could live anywhere else in the world where would it be? Africa 71. do like pens or pencils? pens 72. do you know who Domo is? no 73. reeses or snickers? reeses 74. pepsi or coke? none 75. when was the last time you went to a doctor? last week |
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1. whats your i.q.? 160
2. whats your favorite color? red
3. whats your favorite food? burritos
4. do you like cats? lions
5. do you like condoleeza rice? no
6. have you ever been to a nascar event? yes
7. do you like yogurt? yes
8. did you go to college? yes
9. do you like writing here on voice? occasionally
10. have you ever been in a car accident? no
11. ever had surgery? no
12. would you give money to the poor if you stole it from the rich? no
13. have you ever drove drunk? no
14. smoked pot? no
15. whats your favorite alcoholic drink? shouldn't say
16. did you ever eat paste? no
17 did you see the "phoenix lights" event? (youtube it) no
18. have you ever f***ed a chicken? what?!
19. do you like bugs? no
20. would you ever send someone a thank you card? yes
21. how many fingers am i holding up? ???
22. do you like fishing? no
23. have you ever seen a ghost? no
24. have you ever seen a demon? no
25. have you ever witnessed a miracle? yes
26. do you like miracle whip? yes
27. would you ever pick up street racing as a hobby? maybe
28. how many buttons are on a telephone keypad? 12
29. what did you want to be when you grew up? Ross Perot
30. do i test your patience? not at all
31. do you ever wish you were someone else? yes, Kenny G for about 2 minutes---that's it I swear
32. how many licks does it take to get to the center of a blow pop? you're supposed to lick it?
33. do you believe in god? not a chance
34. do you pick up hitch hikers? no
35. do you steal key chains form gas stations? no
36. do you smoke? no
37. have you ever s*** your pants? no
38. have you ever beaten someone with a stick? no but I have used an exacto knife
39. do you believe in the rule of thumb? no
40. if a fiend is a froh and a froh is a flaggon, would it be correct to say that all fiends are flaggons? I really don't know what you're talking about
41. have you ever farted and had it sound like a duck underneath a semi trucks tire? my farts are always silent
42. have you ever torched a house? does my sister's doll house count?
43. do you know the chemical composition of crack cocaine? no
44. what are your theories on anal seepage? when does that happen?
45. do you own any computer games? no but I'm really good at Solitaire
46. do you know the capital of norway? Has to be Paris
47. whos your favorite actor? Billy Bob Thornton
48. are you allergic to peanuts? no
49. whats your favorite kind of jelly? peach
50. do you like black people or just pretend to? I've never seen a *black* person
51. where was the last place you saw a wild animal? 8 months ago in Utah
52. when was the last time you said "buttf***"? what's the context?
53. do you recycle? yes
54. do you prefer hp printers or cannon? canon
55. when was the last time you took a picture? don't know
56. why dont you put your picture on the internet? I have a hole in my head
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57. how many teeth do you have? 47
58. what kind of music do you like? I like to get jiggy with it
59. do you ship ups or usps? MSN
60. do you often find skid marks in your undershorts? yes
61. have you ever had an std? no
62. what are you theories on jack the ripper? he was probably a nice guy who couldn't take it anymore
63. have you ever had a jack the ripper? does that cause anal seepage?
64. are you a lefty or a righty? righty
65. if you had a strange disease what would it be? religion
66. name a species of assworm: Ann Coulter
67. how many doors are in your house? 1 1/2
68. have you even tripped and fell face first into a puddle of mud? yes
69. whats your favorite kind of bottled water? Arrowhead
70. if you could live anywhere else in the world where would it be? China, everything there looks so neat and compact
71. do like pens or pencils? pens
72. do you know who Domo is? now I do. HOLY s***!
73. reeses or snickers? Snickers
74. pepsi or coke? Coke
75. when was the last time you went to a doctor? 4 months ago
I really shouldn't have come back to this site. There goes two hours of my day.
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