"cuss words" phoenix drivers
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Posted By: The Antichrist Posted on: Mar. 28, 2007 at 8:18 PM |
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p.s. - my appologies for not having my 6th chapter up yet, i have writers block big time, but ideas are starting to flow...
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Mar. 28, 2007 at 08:28:54 PM
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Mar. 28, 2007 at 09:06:35 PM
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| I leave notes on those cars that are parked in a manner that take 2 places: "a******, your car ain't that cool." Then I draw a picture of a little tiny penis. Ok, I made that last part up. |
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Mar. 28, 2007 at 09:10:38 PM
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Mar. 28, 2007 at 09:22:22 PM
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| im about to the point where im going to hold in a really big s*** for about 3 days, and unload on their hood/windshield. i am so f***ing sick of seeing some jack knifed parking job because someone thinks theyre the flaming little s***... which i will make them, literally
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Mar. 28, 2007 at 09:33:57 PM
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Mar. 28, 2007 at 10:10:06 PM
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| AC, who hasn't had the occasional pelican s*** on their vehicle? But you are going to warp their minds. Henceforth and forthwith no one will ever be able to convince them in the hereafter that pigs really don't fly. Or maybe flatten it out like a cow pie ... Birdie birdie in the sky, dropped a turd right in my eye; I didn’t pout, I didn’t cry, I’m just thankful cows don’t fly. |
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Mar. 28, 2007 at 10:15:34 PM
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| My I suggest that you keep a baggie of moist turds - no more than 24 hours old - in your car and readily available while driving, to fling out the window the next time you pass an ass nugget doing 35 in a 45. They really will eat s*** and die.
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Apr. 1, 2007 at 02:32:02 PM
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Below are some of common sense tips for driving in
1. If you see the lane going to be closed up ahead get over as soon as possible and not wait till you get where it merges. You can then change lanes after the signs and get back in another lane where there is no traffic
7. Pay attention. If your’e part of a three car pack each occupying a lane so no-one can get by, have the awareness to make room for other drivers who want to get by.
18.If someone signals to change lanes--don't pace them.
19. If I'm driving 30-35 mph on a 30 mph single lane road, stay off my tail. I'm not going to go any faster so you might as well relax.
27.Stay within the posted speed limit. Obey all the traffic laws. Don't drive drunk or with a phone in your ear. Bikers want respect on the road so give it back to the vehicles around you. Look out for pedestrians. Keep a safe following distance. Know what’s going on around you. Use your mirrors and horn. Don't assume other cars or pedestrians see you coming. When that big tractor is in front of you and right there on the rear door it says stay back...makes wide turns...please believe them. Know when to stop for school buses.
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Apr. 1, 2007 at 02:51:40 PM
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| Hang on A.C. the octogenarian snowbirds have already begun their trek on outta this desert hellhole. The roads will be clearing up shortly. As for the Tijuana drivers . . . always expect the unexpected. . . and if you see a driver make one mistake expect another shortly. Steer clear diablo
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Apr. 2, 2007 at 03:43:59 PM
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| And why the HELL do people in this city drive with their brights on at night? Phoenix has a night-time driver IQ of 82! TURN THE BRIGHTS OFF!!!!!!!!
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