Exposing hypocrasy, ignorance, fuzzy thinking, intellectual laziness, wanton greed, and sociopathic behavior. In other words, I write about neocons.

I live a profligate life of overindulgence and decadence. I've made a lot of money over the years, and wish to accumulate much more. Left to my own devices, I am extremely lazy. I find it a distinct pleasure when people kiss my ass.

In short, I would make a perfect Republican. Unfortunately, I don't blame God for my faults, and I do not frequent gay hookers, so I am ineligible for the GOP. I'm a Democrat because they were willing to take me.