I'm going to tell you a story about a couple guys that I know.  There names are uh... Bill and Butch.  They are a great couple of guys, they met one night at a strip joint watching some blonde bimbo sliding up and down a pole.  They started talking about sports, munchies, power tools and womanly conquests.  They had so much in common that they had to exchange numbers so that they could go prowling around together.

So Bill and Butch got together and went out to a sports bar.  They ran into a pack of hotties, and Butch told them a story of how they were traveling the country because they got out right before the dot com bust.  Bill went along with the story, and they started buying them drinks and before you know it, Bill and Butch had the whole pack of ladies in hotel room at the Hilton.

Without going into gruesome details, their escapade continued for months when finally they decided they should move in with each other.  The packed up all their s*** and bought a loft in the downtown area, because chicks dig lofts.  Anyway, they moved in, bought too refrigerators (one for beer and the other for food).  They pooled their cash and bought a kick ass home entertainment system with a 60 inch flat screen.  They had the ultimate bachelor pad.

It was a perfect union, they hired a maid to come by twice a week to clean up the pad before and after the weekend.  They watched football, basketball and an endless array of action movies to kill their time.  For years they never fought, not once.  They Never argued about stupid s***, Never nagged each other for leaving the toilette seat up, and laughed at every single fart blown.  It was heaven.

So it hit them, they came to the conclusion that they never wanted to part ways.  They wanted to live with each other for the rest of their lives.  They vowed to each other that they would be roommates till death did them part.  They decided they were going to chase tail until they got old, then when they got too old and retired, they were going to sit around and watch ball games all day.  They figure if they needed some action, they could just go down the street and pick up a hooker at that point in their lives.  And it was done, it was official, and it was etched in stone.  They were going to be life long partners and they were going to chase tail, blow farts, and eat cheesy puffs while they drank beer by the gallon.

Should their unique situation not be recognized as a legal civil union.  Are they hurting anyones family values by truckin' in shnapper by the boatload?  No, they are living their lives the way they want to live it, and I think their situation should be recognized as a legal civil union.