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No requirements, No Fee, No Breaks and No Exceptions. An  Equal Opportunity Website.  Everyone treated equally and nothing is off limits.



May I introduce you to a sampling of our cast and crew:

Intellect:  We  have CLB who is a self proclaimed intellect who vows to destroy anyone who says she is not, so take her word for it.

Comedy:  We have the one and only Degaselli the king of comedy who will kick your ass if you don't laugh. His postings are XXX, not recommended for the weak and sensitive.  Word of advice don't disagree with him.

Know it alls: We have Einstein sitting on the panel, quiet old man who loves fine wine, good cigar and the ladies.  Quite harmless, but don't piss him off  he will poke your eye out with that crooked finger and chew you up and spit you out.  He will forget everything  in 2 minutes.

Physician:  We have our own physician who treats the wounded, but if you don't like Obama he will charge you triple and dilute your medication with water. If you don't agree with him you will be on his s*** list.

Body guards:  We have a tuffy called Indi, if you disobey the Dr's orders she will kick your ass take your medication away.

Mailman:  We have our own mailman who makes very special deliveries to those on the "other side".

Old Ladies:  We have our Junebug, who is as sweet as a snake and as nice as a wild boar. We hear she eats small children for dinner.

Show offs: Our AZModerate loves to talk, he spits out articles faster than the speed of light, he loves seeing his name up in lights and is Mr. nice guy.

Average guy:  Our one and only Average American sent over by Bill O'Reiley " is looking out for you". 

Astronaut: Well not exactly but we do have ORBITER, who protects us from aliens and the evil doers.

Wiz Kid:  Bob Toad will take on anybody who tries to sneak in false information, he can catch a fly in a split second

Spiritual Leader:  No not the reverend, we have Antichrist who councils us periodically, he straddles both sides of the fence and forgives us for our dirty deeds.

Working man:  Phaedrus is looking for peace and tranquility and is misunderstood, but if you promise "change and hope" he will follow.

Congressman:  Well not exactly, but  William wants to be.  He inspires "no kid left behind", and reminds us why we send our kids to school each day, he  promises to take our messages to Washington D.C.

Cut and Paste man:  Adam has been in hiding, he must have cut himself out of the site by accident and couldn't find the paste.

Money:  We have My 2 cents who will  toss  a couple of pennies your direction now and then, sometimes they are thrown back.


These are only a few of our members, but doesn't it sound like fun?  You can expect to be ignored, piled on, cussed out, made fun of, flipped off, or humiliated and its FREE!  Hurry membership is limited to the first 1000 members.

**NOTE: TO UPDATE YOUR RESUME CONTACT HR. (My 2 cents)

I thought it would be fun to bring out some humor and laugh at ourselves.