With a grateful nod to Indie, let me introduce another Dick - Dick The Butcher, the man who gained eternal fame by proclaiming, "The first thing we do is, let's kill the lawyers" in Henry VI, Part 2 Act 4.   

Ah, the accursed lawyers, right?! 

Here's how this Dick's remark fits into the torture controversary: the CIA interrogators defend their use of torture on the grounds that (1) they were ordered to do it and (2) they have an official DOJ ruling declaring their torture techniques to be legal.  Those superiors who ordered the torture have half that defense - they possess the same official DOJ ruling.

Now, who does that leave exposed?

You got it!

So what does a loyal GOPher do to stay head of the game?  How's this classic hoof n mouth - 

On Wednesday, three senators — Republicans John McCain of Arizona and Lindsay Graham of South Carolina, along with Joseph I. Lieberman, independent of Connecticut — sent a letter to Mr. Obama strongly urging him not to prosecute such lawyers, even though their legal advice was “deeply flawed,” the senators said.

“Moving in such a direction would have a deeply chilling effect on the ability of lawyers in any administration to provide their client — the U.S. government — with their best legal advice,” they wrote.

Got that?  We need to avoid the chilling effect that prosecution would have on lawyers to provide the US government with "deeply flawed" legal advice!

Who needs unscrupulous lawyers when you have lawmakers like this? 

What would Dick The Butcher say?

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/04/23/us/politics/23legal.html