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There was Rex, the only sob in attendance with the bona fides. Rex is famous. He's sniffed out bombs in Iraq, has been the subject of a rider to a defense bill and, last night, enjoyed a coveted seat on the aisle in Laura Bush's cheering section at the State of the Union speech. Let the record show that Rex behaved himself.

Tom DeLay didn't make the lackluster stump speech. His seat was occupied by Acting Majority Leader Roy Blunt of Missouri, Ohio Rep. John Boehner and Arizona Rep. John Shadegg. House who are vying for DeLay's leadership position in Thursday's Republican Mr. Clean contest. These pretenders behaved themselves.

Cindy was arrested for wearing a t-shirt just minutes before President Bush mourned the passing of Coretta Scott King, another non-violent protestor.  Go figure.