Alright here is the list

  • Break from the Bushies Dick Cheney, Don Rumsfeld, Jeb Bush, Condi Rice, or Alberto Gonzales. This is the I'm not a 3rd term deal, while thumbing his nose, and ensuring a 20 point loss.
  • Tough Guys who aren't Gay Senators Larry Craig, Lindsay Graham, and actor Tom Cruise. Also maybe David Vitter or the Long Island congressman drunk driver bigamist.
  • Younger people That is pretty much everyone except Bob Dole, although Libby Dole might work. How old is Dan Quayle now?
  • Regional Pandering Gov. Chryst-FL, anyone from Ohio who isn't under indictment, or anyone from Pennsylvania. At the end of the day, no VP since LBJ has delivered a state that the top of the ticket didn't already have. But no indictment group is getting smaller for these guys.
  • Screw You Karl Rove, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh - the beauty of these picks is they heavily pander to the racist, hateful base. Although Rush already has a criminal record, and O'Reilly is a falafel sex freak, and I'm not sure, is Rove gay? Shouldn't he be in the Tough guy group?