Georgy Porgy, pudding and pie,
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
Georgy Porgy ran away.

 

Georgy Porgy, sure did lie,
Kissed the people off and sent them to die.
When the AG comes out to play,
Georgy Porgy better run away.

   

Georgy Porgy is a Bush,

who needs a kick right in the Tush!

his propaganda minister is a Rush,

the drug scene’s version of a Lush.

 

Dubya’s Rush Limp-Bough dribbles

the party line like a Joseph Goebbels,

Hitler’s faithful propaganda minister

except that Rush is much more sinister.  

  

Porgy’s Rush, the perfect hypocrite,

spews forth daily with foam and spit

an endless conveyer belt of Neocon $hit

in support of his fuehrer the SOB Twit! 

 

And Porgy’s lackey Senator John McCain

is running a thinly veiled proxy campaign

to ensure his master’s continued reign

in an effort to extend eight years of pain. 

  

But the real monster is Darth Cheney,

the dark master of lies and chicanery

who is in reality much more than any

responsible for this regime’s legacy of infamy.