Mr. President:

Whatever happened to: (fill in the blank)?

WMD
anthrax
Halliburton
all that iraqi oil
Mission accomplished
“I’m a uniter, not a divider” 
The "coalition of the willing" 
"Osama Bin Laden, dead or alive."
“Make no mistake …” (fill in the blank)
Over $320 billion Warbucks, and counting
“Either You’re with us, or you’re against us!” 
"We are not in the business of nation-building."
“Iraqi oil will pay for the war effort and reconstruction”
The huge surplus you inherited from former President Clinton
Your Katrina reconstruction promises of unprecedented proportions

. . . and on and on.