Bush, Cheney & Rummy are wherever flying around on Air Force One.

W says 'I could throw a thousand dollar bill out the window and make someone very happy'.

Cheney pipe up and says 'well, I could throw 10 one hundred dollar bills out the window and make 10 people very happy'

Rummy thinks for a moment and says 'I could throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people very happy'

The pilots listening to this ridiculous s*** shake their heads. The captain smiles and says 'I could throw the 3 of THEM out the window and make 55 million people happy'.