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EXCERPT: The Bears are back in the Super Bowl for first time since winning Super Bowl XX in January of 1986. The last time the Colts were in a super bowl was when they beat Dallas in Super Bowl V. and they resided in Baltimore. Vegas have the Colts favored by 6 ½ points and the total points at 48 ½. I thought it would be interesting to find out what the writers on this site think about the game. Who will win? Who has the best players? Or if you even care. Etc. Over the next 10...

EXCERPT: I just have to say, there has never been a game made that made for a console that single handedly made me want to buy said console... until now.
Gears of War for the xbox 360 is that game.  I've watched the commercial attentively 50 times, and every time it makes me want it more.  Why you ask?
Probably the best marketing I've seen done for a game in a long, long time.  I mean, this game rocks, and you can tell by just watching the commercial.  They put a...

EXCERPT: I couldn't help but notice a phenomenon unique to the Voice of Arizona article ranking system.  Here's how it works:
Write a series of articles with titles like ACLU - Communist Racist Wart on the Genitalia of the Free World, Proudly Torturing for 230 Years, and Liberals are F**ked Up Because . . . Establish a firm track record of inspiring revulsion and nausea in the majority of your readers, earning average ratings between 0 and 3. Post an article with a...

EXCERPT: Some have suggested that I lacked the ability to do research to which I answer simply, no I don't. I just didn't think this topic was all that important. But being that the public demands I follow through I will present the facts as I have found them.
Al Franken lied about...
After Newsweek came out and retracted the story about the Koran being used a toilet paper in Guantanamo Franken claimed that it was still a true story and that it had been pulled because of pressure...

EXCERPT: I listened to about 15 minutes of one of the many average american radio shows! Once will be enuf! Nothing against A.A. personally, but I have already had to listen to that crap for 6 years already! A.A. should be trembling in his German issued WWII army boots though `cause Newcomb is pretty sharp (sounds like he's thinks quick on his And while I personally do not want to be on the radio . . . There must be other options, than this same persona over and over and over...

EXCERPT: I know some of you are going to flame me for this, but it's ok, because you've been brain washed to do so.  With that said, here's my story.
I went to the movie theater tonight to see X Men 3. We showed up an hour early so that we could get the prime seats, you know, the ones dead center in the front row with the bar.  Anyway, there was one couple in front of us in line, and they also chose the row with the bar approximately in the middle.
As you know, the...

EXCERPT: Hello people, one of Average American's comments prompted me to write this article, and this is a subject I have spent great lengths of time on (probably more than any rationally person should).  Exactly how much water is in the glass?
He said that he is a half full type person and that "lib and con" is a half empty type person.  It reminds me of a joke (a purdy stupid one mind you):
An optimist says that the glass is half full...
A pessimist says that the...

EXCERPT: In America today there exists a debate. The debate reaches from the board rooms of Wall Street to the tiki bars of the California coast. Which is better; Jack Daniel's or Jim Beam? 
Whiskey is a past time of mine. My wife and I both enjoy it but even in the politically mellow house of Average American the debate raises it's ugly head. You see I drink Jim, with a splash of Coke or straight. My wife prefers Jack and Coke, a 50/50 mix.
Jack the whiskey was born in...

EXCERPT: Well ive been reading quite a few articles lately after a short break. Though the seemingly endless flow of shrubbery news has died down somewhat, it hasnt reached an all time low. which disappoints me.
Now i do realize that to some people all that matters in a debate is how awful and retarded our stupid f***ing president is, and cheers for you people out there that are like that, heres a dumbass sticker to go with your dumbass mentallity. All is fine and dandy until you c***s show up...

EXCERPT: Hey Average
I think you bumped your head again.
Don't you think the beatings you receive on this site are enough?
Will you arrive at the radio station in a armored car?
Will you wear a disguise?
Wish they would invite me on so I could give you a little moral support (just kidding I will listen from a safe place)
If I can get through on the phones I have some things to beat you up on. And a few things that might give you peace. I don’t believe one man can be wrong about...