EXCERPT: BREAKING! Missing senior found, sent back to his campaign in Mississippi
Friends were relieved when John McCain was spotted on this security camera on Thursday night. John McCain will attend the debate in Mississippi tonight. Ever since his disappearance from the presidential campaign on Wednesday afternoon, family and friends were pleading for the missing 72-year-old to come home, phone home or just do Letterman.
McCain had told friends he was leaving for "DC" to...

EXCERPT: McCain is a Former POW
by BooManThu Aug 21st, 2008 at 08:52:34 PM EST
John McCain, the presumptive Republican nominee for president, is a POW. For the uninitiated, POW is an acronym for Prisoner of War. But it's not really true that John McCain is a POW. After all, he's walking around free right now in the good ole United States of America. But he once was a POW. In other words, John McCain is a former POW. If you don't believe me, here is proof:
That's a monument to the shooting down...