Voice of North America Articles

EXCERPT: Dearest Redneck Son,
I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles of your home, so we moved. I won't be able to send you the address because the last West Virginia family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so they wouldn't have to change their address.
This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine....

EXCERPT: A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, "Say, Father, what causes arthritis?"
"My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol and a contempt...

EXCERPT: Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary in London, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened.
First body: "Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile, Inspector", says the Coroner.
Second body: "Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile."
The Inspector asked, "What of the...

EXCERPT:  RED FRIDAYS ----- Very soon, you will see a great many people wearing Red every Friday. The reason? Americans who support our troops used to be called the "silent majority". We are no longer silent, and are voicing our love for God, country and home in record breaking numbers. We are not organized, boisterous or over-bearing. We get no liberal media coverage on TV, to reflect our message or our opinions. Many Americans, like you, me and all our friends, simply want to...

EXCERPT: If you enjoy a great steak at reasonable prices "The Cork" is the place for you. Prime Steaks prepared to perfection, full meal, Plus awesome salad bar for 1/2 what you would pay for just your Steak at other places! I have been there many times and the service is always great. Cork N Cleaver is always clean with a very enjoyable atmosphere. Staff is always courtious and quick to respond to any requests I have had. I have never once had bad service or an inconsiderate...

EXCERPT: I’m sure all of us has tuned into the Rush Limbaugh show at one time or another. I actually listen in about once a week. The reason why I do is not what you would think. I think of him as a George Carlin type you know comedian. Here is something he said a couple of years ago that turned me into a listener. When he was talking about the polar ice caps melting and the scientists said it would cause global flooding, His response… think of putting three ice cubes in a drink...

EXCERPT: By JENNIFER LOVEN Associated Press Writer The Associated Press COVINGTON, La. Oct 11, 2005 — President Bush pledged Tuesday that the federal government will not seek to dictate terms for rebuilding the hurricane-devastated Gulf Coast but will instead allow state and local officials to make the key decisions. He rejoiced in what he said is a spirit of revival there.
"I think we've seen the spirits change," Bush said in an interview with NBC's...

EXCERPT: Bumper stickers 01 I love animals, they taste great.
EARTH FIRST! We'll stripmine the other planets later.
"Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes."
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
He who laughs last thinks slowest!
Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.
Lottery: A tax on people who...

EXCERPT: What does support our troops really mean? I think it depends on what side of the political fence you sit on. If we really want to support our troops, then welcome "All" of them home with open arms. Let's not turn this into another Vietnam, where those young men and women came home and felt unwelcomed by so many. These young people didn't ask to start this and regardless of what did, right or wrong, they've gone there and regardless what you might think are...

EXCERPT: Nationalism
 by: George Lunt
This article discusses how governments seek public endorsement of their policies through Nationalism.
In speeches and on Vietnam memorials it always states that the soldiers, who died, died for our freedom. This is really strange and illogical. We actually lost the war. Did the victorious "Charlie Cong" storm America and enslave us? Once we left Vietnam, we hardly had anything to do with them and they no longer posed a problem.
But did they...