Voice of North America Articles

EXCERPT: One afternoon 2 lil old ladies from a senior center went outside to have a cigarette with there male caregiver.  It was raining, so the caregiver grab a condom out of his wallet, poked a hole in it . put it over his cigarette. The two ladies said what is that your doing? He said it was a condom to keep his cigarette dry. They asked where do u get something like that?. He told them any drug store sells them.  The next day the two women set off for the nearest drug store. They...

EXCERPT: A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot Bartender. The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him,
"What's your IQ?"
The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really...

EXCERPT: Once upon a time there was a bear and a rabbit that hated each other guts.
One day whilst arguing in the forrest, the bear lost his temper and kicked an old lamp that had been left by campers.
To their surprise a genie popped out and granted them each three wishes. The bear went first and he said,"I wish to be the only male bear in this forest." His wish was granted.
The Genie turned to the rabbit who said "I want a motorcycle helmet." And he got his wish....

EXCERPT: Democrats will fail again if they as a group do not start to stand together and make some noise. Last night as most of us all know, President Bush was in Scottsdale and gave a speech. Outside were all the democrats attempting to protest. Unfortunately for them, they were nearly a block away from the front entrance of the Biltmore. From what I understand, there really wasn’t a barrier that was stopping them from getting a lot closer. This was a peaceful protest, which I strongly...

EXCERPT: Here's a little part of US history which makes you go hmmmmm.
The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.
Both wives lost their children...

EXCERPT: Talk about a excellent atmoshpere, La Torretta Ristorante has it all.
From the first walk through the door, you can just smell that hint of garlic and other Italian spices. You feel as if you just walked into a cafe in Italy. The entire Ristorante has the look and feel you would want if you looking for an Italian place to dine. All courses were excellent and very delicious. The serving staff was very courtious. Everyone made sure that we had what we needed or wanted to make our visit...

EXCERPT: A beef lover's delight! Stuart Anderson's Black Angus Restaurant is a steakhouse with all the trimmings. If you're in the mood for choice angus beef steak this is the place for you. The menu offers every cut under the sun. You'll find prime rib, top sirlon, porterhouse, NY and even an assortment of seafood items. Surf and turf lovers can pair their choice of beef with their selection of seafood to make that perfect combo platter. I decided on the London Broil. It...