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EXCERPT: Little Johnny on Politics
A teacher in Elmira , New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.  Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again.
Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan."
The teacher asked, "Why aren't you an Obama fan?"
Johnny said,...

EXCERPT: I just have to say, there has never been a game made that made for a console that single handedly made me want to buy said console... until now.
Gears of War for the xbox 360 is that game.  I've watched the commercial attentively 50 times, and every time it makes me want it more.  Why you ask?
Probably the best marketing I've seen done for a game in a long, long time.  I mean, this game rocks, and you can tell by just watching the commercial.  They put a...

EXCERPT: I wrote one comment DHard3006's article asking why homos use the word gay to reference themselves.  I was trying to lighten the thread up a bit then I went back and what did I see?  I saw back and forth bickering about the perverted homosexuals and the defenders of the perversion of homosexuality.  I think your attacks are misguided DHard3006... You should not be attacking these people.  You should be attacking me, and not because I'm gay... because...

EXCERPT: First off, in the tradition of Cyrus The Wise, this was meant to be a comment on his article "History is for Fools"... Which was an article that was meant to be a comment for Average American's "Iran and Israel, At War!".  Anyway, here it is... my article... enjoy.
If there one piece of land on Earth could be considered unholy, it would be Israel.  More blood has been shed on that land than any other piece of land on the planet.  For centuries...

EXCERPT: I'm going to tell you a story about a couple guys that I know.  There names are uh... Bill and Butch.  They are a great couple of guys, they met one night at a strip joint watching some blonde bimbo sliding up and down a pole.  They started talking about sports, munchies, power tools and womanly conquests.  They had so much in common that they had to exchange numbers so that they could go prowling around together.
So Bill and Butch got together and went out to...

EXCERPT: I know some of you are going to flame me for this, but it's ok, because you've been brain washed to do so.  With that said, here's my story.
I went to the movie theater tonight to see X Men 3. We showed up an hour early so that we could get the prime seats, you know, the ones dead center in the front row with the bar.  Anyway, there was one couple in front of us in line, and they also chose the row with the bar approximately in the middle.
As you know, the...

EXCERPT: Hello people, one of Average American's comments prompted me to write this article, and this is a subject I have spent great lengths of time on (probably more than any rationally person should).  Exactly how much water is in the glass?
He said that he is a half full type person and that "lib and con" is a half empty type person.  It reminds me of a joke (a purdy stupid one mind you):
An optimist says that the glass is half full...
A pessimist says that the...

EXCERPT: It is a known fact that the Vatican is very upset about The Da Vinci Code coming to a movie theater near you.  They are upset about the heathens hurting their god, their messiah, and last but not least... their pocket books.  They are publishing articles like crazy telling Catholics and Christians alike to protest the movie, and trying to get them to take legal action.
First of all, the movie is fiction... even though there are many facts on which the fiction is built...

EXCERPT: I have to say, I just upgraded my computer less than 3 months ago to a near top of the line box.  It's rediculous, a new game just came out by the name of Oblivion came in contact with my ultra speedy box...
Then Oblivion introduced itself...
And made my fine box bow to it's knees.
7800 gtx 512 MB Ram was the fastest card on the planet 3 months ago... now?  sitting on it's knees with it's pride hurt.
I'm getting 30 - 35 fps on average on this game,...

EXCERPT: First off, let me say one thing... I'm pissed.  I don't like the idea of a country that breeds terrorists, or any other country for that matter running our ports.  President Bush is a f***in' moron that should be tried and hung for treason in Texas.  What the hell is he thinking about?  Are his gears rusty?  Is his head filled with empty space that has cobwebs in it?  If you shine a light through one ear, will the beam emit from the other...