I think by now we have all heard enough from William Crum to know that CD2 is probably not going to be his place in government. So in the interest of helping him into the next race I suggest we all get behind him for President.

I think William would make a great President. I'd like to share why:

1. William is a great writer, this is will come in handy when he pens the greatest addition to the Constitution, the "You have to be nice to me" Amendment. This will ensure that nobody ever asks him any hard questions he doesn't know or want to answer.

2. Then there is the legislation he would get moved through Congress for the "Maximum Wage". That's right, William Crum will finally give us the answer to the age old question, "How much is enough". With the Minimum Wage being raised to a working wage, somewhere around $15.00 per hour the only worry will be, "Hey, am I making too much?".

3. William Crum will be tough on the evil 1% of the people. This will leave the 99% that are so down trotten to live it up all we want. I hope he isn't too disappointed to find out that I am not in that top 1%, so I will get to be free like the rest of you to have a good time and not be burdened anymore with, well, burdens.

4. With William's extensive Fast Food back ground I am sure we would all be healthier as he caves into "Big Fast Food" and their demand to introduce the new food table, or as President Crum will call it, the "Drive Thru Table".

5. Finally, I hope William will remember me when he gets to Washington, or to Phoenix, where the new White House or White Trailer House will be parked because he has raised the minimum wage so high we have all gone broke because the cost of all the cheap stuff we by from Wal-Mart will have to be made in the U.S. and cost ten times the price it does now. We will all be speaking Spanish or Chinese because he destroyed the rich who pay 85% of the personal income taxes and we can't afford to even keep the border as secure as it is now and we have been inundated with spanish speakers and Chinese who have come to collect on the debt he had to default on because we have no tax base. Maybe he will just let us all use his place to flop as home ownership goes by the way side in favor of squaters rights on any empty building we can find abandoned in the move to Mexico.

William Crum for President-Saving you from Yourself!

But what would I know, I'm just a Castle Dwelling, rich, short sighted, 1%er, 100% Average American.