If you are feeling a little funny, it is because the United States has entered the twilight zone.  With George Bush leading this country along with his much eviler twin Dickie, has skirted around entering the zone. If we will enter, it would be because of John "insane" McCain be elected to the White House. The real problem would be that the country would not survive this intrusion into American history.  This country would slip into the twilight zone and never return to its greatest. Citizens of the United States, put an end to this madness and retire the great John "insane" McCain and left him enjoy his senior years.