I have thought for a couple years now that Bush's occupation of Iraq and Kuwait was conveniently timed and linked to the attacks of 9/11. People-turned Bush zombies following 9/11 must not be aware that President Clinton gave this "good" president (Bush) all of the necessary intelligence dealing with al Qaeda and the gathering threat. What did Bush do after his first briefings of his presidency? He ignored them and went on vacation. The first nine months of his presidency are marked by his "sleeping on the job."
The two conclusions that Mr. Independent hints at are 1) Bush didn't give a s*** and didn't take the threat seriously or 2) He saw an attack against America as his opportunity to invade Iraq. WE ALL KNOW THAT BUSH CHOSE OPTION #2.
Here are some logical explanations for invading Iraq:
- Revenge for Saddam's attempted assassination of Bush's father
- Further lining the pockets of Dick Cheney with nice and juicy oil
- Fulfilling Paul Wolfowitz' worldview that the Christians no what's best for the Muslim infidels
- Assisting Carl Rove and his henchmen with boosting the country's opinion of the plain-spoken simple minded idiot of a president
- Giving Donald Rumsfeld more practice sending American troops to test our cool new weapons
And uh... oh yeah... Iraq had weapons of mass destruction (so do we) and the Iraqi people need to have a functional democracy (we need that too).
...Iran and Syria -- That Should Be Fun...
And there it is, folks. 9/11 is just a setup for all of this fun in Babylon. Just like the Crusades and ancient holy wars fought around the Garden of Eden, the Christian Saviors are back and they may be coming to your town soon (Iran and Syria).
So get ready for more of that genuine American-style freedom and democracy possibly featuring the murder of hundreds of thousands of your innocent countrymen with a subtle topping of Shock and Awe to send you back in the Stone Age. Then, as if that isn't enough, we'll tell you it's for your own good.
Like parents watching their children engaging in fun activities, we'll watch you scurry with blue fingers in America's poorly written fairy tale titled, "12,000 Years of Religious Hatred & War -- That's Nothing! Here's a McDonalds."
Thank God that George W. Bush is here to lead us. Well, probably not God. I'd thank Halliburton and the Supreme Court first.
- CyrusTheWise







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