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Here at VoA, AZWringer justifies torture because it prevents a captive from “lawyering up“ and seeking justice American-style. Furthermore, he contends torture produces “valid [intel] information” - which is what differentiates victory from defeat in the War On Terrorism, don‘t cha know?

BAA Boy contends torture is no worse than other evils - abortion, church-based child molestation or medical screw-ups that take patient lives. Torture is part and parcel of pure frontier justice - no question about guilt or innocence and justified by a vicious and vindictive God, it gives captives a taste of their own terrorist medicine. Pax vobiscum and Homeland uber alles!

Meanwhile, in Washington, Arlen appears to have had his customary epiphany and will vote for Judge Mukasey’s confirmation. Ditto John McCain - as he continues to polish his “stand-up-POW-jet-jockey-tough-guy” image on the stump.

Are Wringer and BAA marching to the same drumbeat as Specter and McCain? I think not.

Mukasey’s legal hair-splitting on torture has merit. The VoA Bushbackers’ more basic, animal-instinct support of torture does not.

An overriding issue has emerged during the confirmation process - thanks to Bush’s signing statement and Fredo’s secret Justice opinions - we have a double standard on torture. There’s one for CIA interrogators and another for the rest of the nation. Thus, any Bush nominee worth his legal salt, would fail the Senate’s torture test just like Mukasey did.

Congress needs to enact legislation that requires the CIA to abide by the standards imposed on military interrogators - standards that conform to the 2005 Detainee Treatment Act's ban on "cruel, inhuman or degrading" treatment of captives. Standards that prohibit waterboarding.

On Friday, Mukasey told Chuck Schumer that he would enforce such a law.

Will Congress have the chutzpah to try to close the Bush-Gonzales loophole? Will the GOP Congressional Spoilers stand firm to “stay the course” and advocate torture? Will Wringer and BAA end up with egg on their faces?

I dunno about you, but I’ve purchased a dozen of Extra, Extra Large at Safeway and they’re sitting in the sun, ripening, until they’re ready to throw!