Three sick men

 

Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their
options. One was an Alcoholic, one was a Chain-Smoker, and one was a
Homosexual.

Addressing all three of them, the doctor said, "If any of you indulge in
your vices one more time, you will surely die."  The three men left the
doctor's office, each convinced that he would NEVER EVER AGAIN
indulge himself in his vice.

While walking toward the subway for their return trip to the suburbs, they
passed a bar.  The Alcoholic, hearing the loud music and smelling the ale,
could not stop himself. His buddies accompanied him into the bar where
he had a shot of whiskey.

No sooner had he replaced the shot glass on the bar, he fell off his stool,
stone cold dead.  His two companions, somewhat shaken, left
the bar, realizing how seriously they must take the doctor's words. As
they walked along, they came upon a cigarette butt lying on the ground,
still burning.

The Homosexual looked at the Chain-Smoker and said, "You know if you
bend over to pick that up, we're both dead."