Illegal Alien Lobby: “America’s economy will collapse without the illegal aliens to do jobs that Americans won’t do.”  

  

Rational Person:  “America’s economy will get an all American boost if these un-American employers of illegal aliens can be stopped cold.  These barons of commerce owe allegiance to their bottom line, not to America.  They secretly pay these poor people a peasant’s wage far below a living wage here in the United States and pocket the difference to enrich themselves.  If that difference went to a living wage for American workers, no labor shortage would develop by the tsunami of illegal aliens that would flood back into their homeland of Mexico.  And studies have shown that the price of produce and services would rise only a miniscule amount, provided the barons of treachery redirected their ill gotten profit to the American worker rather than their purse.”