Sometimes I think this is how ridiculous the whole concept of the ACLU is. The whole idea of the things they do to protect people's so called "liberties" is beyond reason. In war for example, there should be no chess game of movements back and forth to follow some kind of procedure that may get our soldiers killed worrying about whether or not they are playing by the rules. War is a dimension of life that defies all explanation with the necessity of it sometimes because of brutal dictators who seek dominion over others, and with the exception of blatant, unnecessary murder of the innocent non-participants should be no holds barred.

 The dictators who bring about the destruction of war will answer to their crimes. There is no way all people can be protected in time of war from the horrors of it. So what do you do? There are always going to be blatant violations of war. But our soldiers should not go in to battle worrying about every move they make as possible criminal acts on account of the ACLU.

 

(Picture yourself trying to adhere to the phenomenon of the ACLU agenda. You are in a war zone. You are somewhere in Iraq or Afghanistan on patrol or whatever)

 

 "Hey Sarge here comes an insurgent".  "How do you know Corporal"?  "Well Sarge, he has bombs attached to his chest".  "How do you know it's a male Corporal"?  How do you know they are bombs"?

 "Well, I don't know for sure Sarge but what if he or she shoots at me"?  "Do you see a weapon Corporal"? "No Sarge but he or she could have one hidden".  "Well just wait and see Corporal. The bombs could be fake. They could be just fireworks he or she bought to celebrate his or her politically correct holiday".

"How do I tell if they are fake bombs Sarge"?   "Corporal, according to the ACLU you must wait until you are positive there is a threat".  "How do I tell that for sure Sarge"?  "Just wait and see Corporal. If the bombs don't go off then you wait. If they do then you take action". "Sarge, I could be dead though".  "But you won't be violating any rules Corporal. Now just be patient".

 "Sarge, he or she is not wearing a uniform. I thought, according to the rules, the enemy had to wear a uniform".  "Corporal, you worry about the silliest things".  "Sarge, he or she is raising his or her arms".  " Maybe he or she wants to surrender Corporal".  "I don't think so Sarge. He or she is pulling a pin on those maybe fake bombs". 

"Just wait till he or she gets closer Corporal. He or she is still twenty feet away. According to ACLU guidelines you must wait till they are within ten feet to take action. What's his or her age Corporal"?

"Looks to be a teenager Sarge".  "Better be sure Corporal. Ask him or her for ID".  "What if he or she has no ID Sarge"?  "Then you call for an interpreter to vouch for him or her Corporal".   "Now Sarge who would that be that we could trust"?  "Well Corporal, the ACLU has a list of certified interpreters".  "What if he or she lies to the interpreter Sarge"?

"Corporal, you really need to have more faith in these things.  I'd hate to have to call you Corporal for the last time for violations of the rules of war.  Don't you trust THEM to play by the rules"?

"Sarge, he or she is ten feet away now.   ((((BOOM)))))

"Sorry abbout that Corporal. You exercized restraint. The ACLU will be proud.