THAT SNARKY SMIRK!
Posted By: prometheus
Posted on: Oct. 26, 2006 at 5:39 PM
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After the C student President Bumbled thru his morning spin-isode yesterday. . . I thought I saw that snarky smirk again as he left the podium! The same smirk he had on the plane after he lost the first election! Remember? How could he still have that smirk when his entire political world is possibly about to crumble? That rotten smirk of he knows something we don't . . . Which brings me to this joke which is so un-funny it took two years before it was finally forwarded to my computer. WARNING!!! GONORRHEA!!! The center for disease control has issued a warning about a virulent new strain of sexually transmitted disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called GONORREA LECTIM AND IS PRONOUNCED "GONNA RE-ELECT HIM." Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include: anti-social personality disorders, delusions of adequacy with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to incorporate new information, marked xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for one's own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies toward evangelistical theocracy, catagorical all-or-nothing behavior and hypertrophy of the external auditory appendages. Thank the neo-con voting machines!
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