I din't know what else to put this under except maybe science fiction.

A Deputy or Policeman is patrolling his beat. Up ahead is a car with no tail lights in a predominately Hispanic neighborhood for example. Could use Black too.

 But let's go Hispanic.

Policeman to Dispatcher at 8: 00AM: "I'm behind a car with no tail lights in a Hispanic neighborhood. Has there been any illegal Hispanics  arrests today? Dispatcher: None so far. Policeman:  Then statistics are in my favor there will be no racial profiling charges on this one. Dispatcher: That's affirmative, but don't ask for ID, proof of insurance, or immigration status at all. Policeman: Will do.

Policeman: I need backup. There are five illegals hiding in the trunk. What should I do? Dipatcher: Let three of them go. Other units have already pulled over two illegal Hispanics. To all units out there, try to pull over some Whites and Chinese, Italians, Blacks, and Orientals today. You must try to avoid racial profiling at all costs.

Policeman: But what if there is a crime in progress by an illegal? Dispatcher: You must not assume they are illegal. How would you kow that? Also you can not describe any suspect as Hispanic, even though they look like it. Elias Bermudas would spit bullets on his talk show.

This is Sheriff Joe:  I want my deputies to enforce the law plain and simple. If you are not illegal you have nothing to worry about. Protestors: Yeah yeah Sheriff Joke! What do you know about enforcing the law? All you care about is publicity. Why don't you worry about all those warrants?

Sheriff Joe: Yes, but what if some of them are illegals? Would I be racially profiling them? I work for the voter.

A strange concept Sheriff Joe. Maybe if politicians worked for the voters and what the majority wants we would be better off.

 I could carry this on and on but this is about as silly as it gets because evidently people would accuse law enforcement of racial profiling no matter what the situation. Except for Gascon and Gordon. Gascon won't pull anyone over unless thy are a felon. Good job Gascon. Then maybe you might ask for their immigration status. Tak a few drinks to build up your courage. Or call Phil Gordon for advice on the best way to not handle it.