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Requests for transfer from VP Cheney’s quail hunting expedition invitation list to his fishing trip list have unexpectedly spiked. And, applications for a coveted spot on the VP’s hunting invitation lists have all but dried up.
Cheney, an avid hunter, is said to be a crack shot. Some are questioning his expertise at identifying a target.
Others are not so sure. Another story on the street is that he has a short list of preferred attendees:
o Dean
o Hillary
o Osama
o John McCain
o Hugo Chávez
o Jimmy Carter
o All Frenchmen
o The Wimp (Dubya?!?)
o Harry (Oops. Scooter, you rummy. Not Wittington, you fool! Belefonte! Scratch that one – wrong list you idiot!!.)
It is rumored that enthusiasm for inclusion in the VP’s hunting entourage has subsided significantly for fear of being added to the wrong list through clerical error.
Quailing in front of Cheney (Or: Ready; Fire; Aim)
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Posted By: AZ Moderate Posted on: Feb. 14, 2006 at 1:40 PM  9 Comments
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Jun. 14, 2006 at 07:42:27 PM
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| Sorry AZ Mod, your link doesn't work. Try mine and scroll down to Episode 601. Enjoy the music. |
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Jun. 14, 2006 at 08:04:54 PM
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| It helps to include the link: http://www.moronincharge.com/Episode%20Guide.html |
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Jul. 24, 2006 at 04:18:21 PM
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| WOW the leftist aka progressives attacking a person for having an accident. Gee let us put it simple for the leftist aka progressives. I would rather go hunting with the VP Cheney, then for a drive with that drunk driving murderer leftist aka progressive Ted Kennedy. |
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Jul. 24, 2006 at 04:21:13 PM
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| I wouldn't want to ride with either Ted Kennedy or Laura Bush. Both killed someone while driving.
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Jul. 24, 2006 at 04:27:58 PM
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| I hope you go hunting with Dick Cheney too.
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Jul. 24, 2006 at 04:41:07 PM
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| ***** Gee let us put it simple for the leftist aka progressives. I would rather go hunting with the VP Cheney, then for a drive with that drunk driving murderer leftist aka progressive Ted Kennedy. ***** So let me get this straight, after you get shot by Cheny, you want to get drunk with Ted Kennedy and let him take you for a ride?!?!? *hands DumbHard a cyanide pill* Here dude, that should be a little quicker |
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Jul. 24, 2006 at 04:50:26 PM
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| And after he gets into Uncle Ted's, he gets molested. It's DHard's dream date.
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Jul. 24, 2006 at 05:08:19 PM
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| A joke just isn't funny when you get distracted by a call from your wife and forget a crucial word. I meant: "And after he gets into Uncle Ted's car, he gets molested. It's DHard's dream date." |
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1. He shot a lawyer
2 He shot a republicon.
Sounds like a successful hunt to me.
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