I though I'd run down this years ballot measures because you're all entitled to my opinion. Just kidding, but though it'd be a fun debate and if we find something we can all agreee on, we'll have an unoffical gauge as to the accuracy of the voting machines when the results are finalized.

So lets review how you need to vote.

Prop 100 (Bail for Illegals) NO. I'm told by my lawyer that this is a Generaly Dumb Public (GDP) wedge issue. Laws already exist to hold any flight risk criminal over for trial, legal or illegal

Prop 101 (Property Tax) SOLID YES, Anything that limits taxes is a good thing in my book

Prop 102 (Punitive Damage for Illegals) NO, I see this being abused by business A LOT. ACME Chemical needs a PCB spill cleaned up and picks Juan up at the local 7-11 and sends him in with no protection or knowledege about that white stuff is on the floor. Two weeks later Juans dead or worse, his pecker has fallen off. Juan cant sue for punitive damage

Prop 103 (English only) HELL YES, lets forget the phrase "lost in translation" for a minute. It's just the right thing to do

Prop 104 (Municipal Debt) LUKEWARM NO, I'm never for allowing government to finance more debt and this prop will allow incorporated cities to add things to the list of items they can deficit spend on. 

Prop 105 & 106 (Both State Trust Land Use) NO ON BOTH. I hate the small print in both. 105 is unmanageable and 106 puts to much power in the hands of an un-elected "board" Both are ripe for abuse

Prop 107 (Gay Marriage) HELL NO, Government doesn't belong in my wallet, gun safe and bedroom. STAY OUT!!!

Prop 200 (Voter reward) NO NO NO. A stupid law for stupid people who have no business voting. I want a knowledge test to vote!

Prop 201 and 206 (Smoking Nanny) HELL NO ON BOTH, Listen people, where does this nanny state mentaltiy end. Do we need Body Fat Index Cops outside McDonalds before people say wait a minute, I can decide for myself

Prop 202 (Minimum Wage) NO, havent we lost enough jobs. Free markets please. PS if you're raising a family on $5.15 you and your children need to be sterilized. The gene pool needs a little chlorine.

Prop 203 (Tobbaco Tax for More Socialism) NOOOOOOOOOO, F NO!!! Has anyone even read this whole ballot measure and not wanted to lay open a vein? It's pure feel good socialism that even my very liberal mother rejects. Take a tip from Ma and reject this measure out of pure vagueness

Prop 204 (Livestock Treatment) NO, I like eating tortured meats

Prop 205 (Vote by Mail) NOT SURE, NEED HELP. I don't like the idea of voting by mail but haven't compared what was to what is to make an informed decision on which is worse. It's my opinion that you should be proud to stand in line and vote in fixed elections

Prop 207 (Eminent Domain) YES But with reservations. The fine print leaves it open to abuse by politicans and developers, but so does the old system.

Prop 300 ( Teaching Illegals)  YES If I'm going to be forced at gun point to provide education for everyone in this state, they should at least be here legally

Prop 301 (Meth crimes) NO. Lets end the War on our Liberty, sorry drugs

Prop 302 (Gov Pay Raise) NO. Just because I hate politicans. I want them poor and beging for food on a street corners. Seriously though, they don't deserve it, none of them.