Missing Senator Found

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Posted on: Sep. 27, 2008 at 12:34 AM

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BREAKING! Missing senior found, sent back to his campaign in Mississippi

Friends were relieved when John McCain was spotted on this security camera on Thursday night.

John McCain will attend the debate in Mississippi tonight. Ever since his disappearance from the presidential campaign on Wednesday afternoon, family and friends were pleading for the missing 72-year-old to come home, phone home or just do Letterman.

McCain had told friends he was leaving for "DC" to "save the economy." He was later spotted wandering aimlessly through a Katie Couric interview at CBS.

We don't know where you went, Grampa John, but we're glad you're back. We love you, no matter what!

Posted by: Laurie Kilmartin

http://www.236.com/news/2008/09/26/missing_grandpa_has_been_found_9155.php

thanks for all the attention and time spent listening to my show Jack.

It makes me smile to know I'm pissing you off on a daily basis.

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www.MoronInCharge.com

Sep. 27, 2008 at 01:52:46 AM

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Danny Jack is doing his very best to make your name a household word. I bet at this very moment he is stroking his head, hoping to get those inspirational juices flowing, ready to shoot off another product of his love in your general direction.

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Anonymous Voice #36271

Sep. 27, 2008 at 08:35:58 AM

I guess the fatigue from the rumored HIV limits Farias to cut and paste.

That's actually a smart Idea Farias, using other peoples ideas and thoughts given that you're an acknowledged stuttering, lying, blithering idiot.

We've all seen and laughed at the daily lies, slander and deranged conspiracy theories from the swishy, pillow biting, incompetent and disgraced Farias so plagiarizing is probably the smartest thing Farias has done in years.

And how funny is it that MIC(Mike in Scottsdale) couldn't resist sucking up and kissing more Farias ass in this Forum. MIC, you haven't a shred of dignity left.

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Anonymous Voice #36273

Sep. 27, 2008 at 08:59:27 AM

Take notice.

In this forum where there's a level playing field and Farias can't hang up the phone and lie about and smear the caller,(Postman, Frank) Farias retreats, surrenders, and avoids debate like he avoids women.

When you can't hang up the phone then lie about and slander the caller it's a different game, it's a man's game.

No swishy, cowardly femme's allowed in this man's forum Farias! Go French kiss Sean Ryan on your own time.

See you in another year or two Faris.(swishy coward)

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Anonymous Voice #36276

Sep. 27, 2008 at 10:10:03 AM

[This is a reply to comment by Anonymous Voice #36273 on Sep. 27, 2008 at 08:59:27 AM]

Anonymous Voice #36273
Sep. 27, 2008 at 08:59:27 AM

Take notice.
In this forum where there's a level playing field and Farias can't hang up the phone and lie about and smear the caller,(Postman, Frank) Farias retreats, surrenders, and avoids debate like he avoids women.
When you can't hang up the phone...

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The way Jeff rules his airwaves is just fine with me. What you're doing to the Voice is just pathetic! Take a hike!

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Sep. 27, 2008 at 10:26:57 AM

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[This is a reply to comment by Anonymous Voice #36273 on Sep. 27, 2008 at 08:59:27 AM]

In this forum where disturbed trolls find refuge and their delusional rants are given a voice, Danny wages his cowards war of obsession against a public figure and once again declares himself almighty.

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Sep. 27, 2008 at 10:31:03 AM

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Where else can you find a deranged, discredited mental patient like Danny embarrassing and humiliating himself on a daily basis? Where else can the asylum escapee call other people insane?

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Anonymous Voice #36281

Sep. 27, 2008 at 11:00:11 AM

[This is a reply to comment by Anonymous Voice #36271 on Sep. 27, 2008 at 08:35:58 AM]

Anonymous Voice #36271
Sep. 27, 2008 at 08:35:58 AM

I guess the fatigue from the rumored HIV limits Farias to cut and paste.
That's actually a smart Idea Farias, using other peoples ideas and thoughts given that you're an acknowledged stuttering, lying, blithering idiot.
We've all seen and laughed at the...

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Let's all face it, Jeff needs to let Danny go down on him to end this scorned lover-wannabe.

Nothing will satisfy this guy until he gets a mouthful of Jeff

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Anonymous Voice #36282

Sep. 27, 2008 at 11:00:45 AM

Let's all face it, Jeff needs to let Danny go down on him to end this scorned lover-wannabe.

Nothing will satisfy this guy until he gets a mouthful of Jeff

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Anonymous Voice #36283

Sep. 27, 2008 at 11:01:36 AM

Let's all face it, Jeff needs to let Danny go down on him to end this scorned lover-wannabe.

Nothing will satisfy this guy until he gets a mouthful of Jeff

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