It has come to my attention that Martha’s stock is plummeting and her viewership is diminishing as I write.

 http://moneycentral.msn.com/content/
CNBCTV/Articles/Dispatches/P134037.asp

I believe this needs some explaining… Why in the world can Trump do it but Martha can’t?  I will lay it down for you.

Trump is kooky... he can get away with something like this.  He has gone bankrupt and regained his entire fortune several times over.  There is no fear with this man, and everyone watches to see what he does next.  Martha, however, is supposed to be Fannie May instead of Hershey's.  Doing a reality TV show of any kind makes one common.  She is now Hershey's.  How can you have good taste, be Hampton and clam bakes and then do a reality TV show?  The two do not marinate.

Example:  The little person from Austin Powers a.k.a. Minnie me....  on a reality TV show... got drunk first night.... got on his rascal... with no clothes on...tooled around house on the thing naked until he found a corner... then he did not dismount, merely turned toward corner and.... pissed.  Now you can see it over and over on those most embarrassing shows hosted by VH1.