I got a list of these jobs a mile long that I think Bush is more qualified for other than President.

 

1. Monitoring gas production for Beano, Inc.

2. Sterilizing garbage for sanitary landfills.

3. Writing curriculums for Space Cadets.

4. Conscience removal surgeon for politicians.

5. Renewing expired birth certificates.

6. Outhouse checker in the Grand canyon.

7. Retrieving pearls from mountain oysters.

8. Accountant for Krispy Kreme Donuts.

9. Grease monkey for San Diego Zoo.

10. Runs lost and found for Hillary Clinton.

11.  Honey Dipper for Septic Tank Company.

12. Partnership with John Kerry making custom flip-flops.

13. Teaching pacing to government employees.

14.  Parts specialist for Ken and Barbie.

15. Teaches English as a second language in Arizona and eventually the rest of the Country.

 

 LIB and CON