Well,Well,Well.Now we are going to possibly nuke Iran.As Average American says Brilliant.Considering our brilliant ideas have led to hostage situations,terrorist attacks and a gruesome civil war in beirut,we should keep on a steady pace with our brilliance.Let me keep writing,so average american understands by the end of this article why i am an above average american.

This psuedo-christian of a president(he is a member of the skull n bones,therefore not a christian.)who claims to have direct communication with god(hilarious)has already been on record saying that he would use nuclear weapons under certain circumstances.Hell,one of those circumstances was against China.But we all know deep down it was a pathetic bluff.After all,when the Chinese got a hold off that spy plane,there was no tough cowboy talk spewing out of his mouth like cheap,low grade tobacco chew.Instead he practically gave them a blowjob and asked permission to be sodomized with a bottle of soy sauce.Notice how a nuclear option would never be declared against North Korea.Gee,I wonder why.

Yeah,lets keep up our brilliant middle eastern policy.Maybe after all of the Muslims die of radioactive poisoning and all of the Jews get blown up by suicide bombers,it will be easier to Christianize the area.After all,that's what is desired, right?