It is a known fact that the Vatican is very upset about The Da Vinci Code coming to a movie theater near you.  They are upset about the heathens hurting their god, their messiah, and last but not least... their pocket books.  They are publishing articles like crazy telling Catholics and Christians alike to protest the movie, and trying to get them to take legal action.

First of all, the movie is fiction... even though there are many facts on which the fiction is built upon.  So why would they get all upset about a movie that is "fictitious"?

I've posted articles about my religious views, so for those of you who read them, you know I am not a Christian.  So I found the book very entertaining, and not only that, I found it to be quite enlightening.  The church is worried about people believing the content to be true, and for good reason.

The Catholic church has and Christianity in general has a very shady past, and a lot of effort has been put forth to keep their lies and half truths secret and safe.  When they refer to the crusades, they refer them as to themselves as righteous warriors spreading the truth of God, when in actuality, they were just ruthless conquerors.  They keep the gospels they don't want anyone to see hidden so they can keep tight reigns on their followers to milk them of their hard earned money.

The topic that scares the Catholic church more than any other in The Da Vinci Code has to deal with Jesus Christ.  More specifically, the topic of Jesus Christ not being born of a virgin, and more important than that, that he wasn't a virgin himself.

First of all, anyone who believes Virgin Mary was a Virgin might as well believe in the tooth fairy, because in that time, women were married off by the time they were of child bearing age.  So to think that she was not married off and deflowered is just absurd.

Second, Jesus was Jewish, and it was mandatory for people of the Jewish faith to be married when they came of age, it was the Jewish way, and every body knows what happens on peoples wedding night...

THEY GET LAID!!!

So the point of my article is this, the Catholics shouldn't be pissed off about The Da Vinci Code, because any person that's naive enough to think Jesus was a virgin deserves to get their money taken from them... And anyone that is a Catholic/Christian that understands that women can't become pregnant without getting semen injected into them but still are of Catholic/Christian faith are still going to believe after they see the movie.

Anyway, I just hope that movie does move a few naive individuals to be more critical in their thinking, and that will be one step in the right direction of having a more educated civilization... and God bless the Da Vinci Code for that.