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It is 2008.

We have declared "Victory" twice now in Oilraq,


Once with the "Mission Accomplished", stuff a cucumber wrapped in aluminium foil in your flight suit, photo op on a carrier carefully positioned to deceive the viewer into thinking the carrier was actually 'out to sea'.

And now with the "Victory of the Surge" in finally FREEING the OILraqis, installing Democracy and freedom and getting them the clean water and electricity that they had before our INVASION and OCCUPATION of their country.

I only hope Oilraqis can keep handling our 'victories' as well as the Afghanistanis, Oilranians and Pakastanis, and rest of our enemys worldwide (i.e. those than are not 'with us' on the war on terrorism).

I only hope that there are enough 'flowers' in the world to line our path as 'liberators' to free the world from those things of 'ours' that God put in their countries.