Some have quipped that Dubya doesn’t visit his library any more because he has colored all the pictures in his coloring book, and anyway he has worn his red crayon down to a stub so what’s the use.
I respectfully disagree.
Dubya does revisit his library on rare occasion to have someone read the other book on the shelf to him. He is fascinated by the saga of Brier Fox and Brier Rabbit in the Brier Patch.
Dubya sees himself as the Wiley Brier Fox, and his adversaries [fill in the blank] as Brier Rabbit. Occasionally he revisits the library to fill in his blank (no pun intended). Some recent candidates for the blank reflections of our Dubya have included such noteworthy rabbits as Sadman Hussein, Osama Ben Hidin’, Sadman Hussein, Osama Bin Hidden, Nancy what’shername, Sadman Hussein, that shrimp over there in Eyeran (Iran to those that don’t hail from the NeoconNazi ranch in West Texas), Sadman Hussein (GhrrgggggggggSNAP! - Mission Accomplished! Don't mess wif the West Texan!), Hillary, all real Americans, … well, you get the picture.
A while ago someone suggested here on VofA that maybe our illustrious Texan had it Texass Backwards. Just maybe he is the not so Wiley Brier Rabbit, and he has gotten us thoroughly stuck in the Tar Baby sectarian civil war in the Brier Patch called Eyerack (Iraq to those that don’t hail from the NeoconNazi ranch) while the authentic Brier Fox watches from the Bushes.
For your viewing pleasure and to reflect on this regime’s nightmare, be my guest and navigate the following links:
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May the Wisdom of Uncle Remus permeate us and guide us.







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The President is such a good reader (better than all of us stupid Americans) he can read books that are upside down!!!


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