Dropping in on W

So, the networks and blogs report that bird pooped on the President during his news presser today. 

What Bush was saying when crapped upon was: "I've got confidence in Al Gonzales doin' the job." 

I think that a higher being (God if you like) has had enough.  This was a shot across the bow. 

Next time ole GW spouts something so stupid, an actual bull is going to fly above and drop a load on Bush's head.

This was just a wee dropping.  God is merciful and loving and so he just sent a sparrow.  THIS TIME!