I thought about posting this under Entertainment & Leisure, Religion & Spirituality, or even Gay & Lesbian before before I omitted several of Danny's remarks that once again betray an obsessive preoccupation with Jeff Farias' anus.  In the end I chose the Politics category to make sure this article shows up on the front page.  Danny's off-world responses to actual policy and issues related questions deserve their own article for careful analysis (no, not anal Danny . . . analysis).

1) Are we in the middle of an economic crisis?

What is a "crisis" to you may not be a "crisis" to me. President Bush inherited a recession from Clinton with projected deficits as far as the eye could see. Eventually, after the critically acclaimed Bush Tax Cuts kicked in the economy turned around and flourished. The plummeting of stocks and real estate values and increase in unemployment began immediately after the democrat takeover of congress in '07.

List what you believe to be "fundamentals" and I'll instruct you as to whether or not they're "sound."

2)Who deserves credit for the state of the economy today?

I will not take advantage of some temporary downturns in the economy to blame and attack the politician who took credit for a great economy in the last election, Gov. Janet Napolitano.

3)What is Senator McCain's response to address the economic downturn?

Like most great leaders,(Churchill, Reagan, Paul Azinger), Senator McCain went before the nation and pleaded with Americans not to panic. The result, the next two days were two of the most profitable for investors and American business in the history of the world.

Obama, the slimy lying opportunist we all know he is, threw gasoline on the fire and attempted to slander Senator McCain with lies about privatizing social security and attempts to cover up his close association with financial criminals like Franklin Raines and Joe Biden.

The contrast was striking. McCain: Reassuring and trustworty.

Obama: Slippery, slimy, untrustworthy. Blatant phony opportunist. Not Presidential.

4)What do I think of McCain's plan to make America energy independent?

I think it's realist, pragmatic, and well thought out. And after phony criticism and lame partisan attacks, democrats will watch the polls and come down on the side of whichever program is most popular on any particular given day. Exactly the same way Obama and Pelosi supporting offshore drilling when the polls shifted. Spineless.

5) Can McCain balance the federal budget by cutting earmarks? (His alleged answer up to now)

This is getting boring Moron. You're not dealing with a clueless, brain-dead moron like Indie, June, AzMod or Phaedrus here. These people understand, acknowlege and admire my brilliance and superiority so why waste time playing games?

Senator McCain never claimed stopping earmarks alone would balance the Federal Budget. Why do you blatantly lie so often? The entire premise of your lame, trick question has been exposed by my genius and my unmatched knowledge of contemporary issues and your ridiculous and laughable liberal slander tactics!

6.  Do you (did you) think that Bush's plan to privatize Social Security, which John McCain and the rest of the GOP supported until last week, is/was a good idea?

This question is another lame, predictable false premise question. McCain never proposed privatizing social security. Not once, not ever! The Washington Post is exposing this typical left-wing smear as a completely phony and false Obama lie and slur as we speak.

Bush suggested offering a choice to future S.S. recipients of investing 1/6 of their money on a voluntary basis. Totally voluntary. This is not "privatizing." Please stop lying about this and other issues and please advise the rest of the kook fringe, uninformed liberal base to do the same. It's a wast of time when you're dealing with someone with my advanced intellect and superior talent.