When the leader of the Free World embarked on his first We Are The World apologetic tour I could barely contain the excitement.

As MSDNC and the majors kept me informed of the Michelle's wardrobe choices and hubbys "cool" I couldn't have been prouder to be American. It's about time we had a humble leader who has no problem bowing to a king. Sure the last guy held hands but in true subservient style Mr cool did the full bow!

And how bout that Michelle? Just reach out and give the Queen a big hug. To hell with protocol the first couple are too cool! Moven on up just like George and Weezy.

When North Korea decided to spoil the party the One told them not to do it! There would be consequences!

So here we are waiting once again for the Libs favorite, The Untied Nations, to act.

Double secret probation anyone?