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Following our Bush Uncut interview with the President, we were able to chat with him for a few minutes before he was whisked away to his State of the Union speech.
Interviewer: Mr. President, now that your State of the Union address is upon us, would you like to discuss any of your talking points ahead of time?
President: Well, I don’t want to give anything away, but I am going to concentrate on our domestic problems.
First let me say that we have to look to the future, and not backward. I welcome constructive criticism, but it has to be Patriotic, otherwise it's not Patriotic, supportive, you know?. [Re: Inquiring minds want to know]
I plan on addressing pressing domestic issues facing us, such as the H-1B virus. (What? Oh, thank you Carl.) I meant the H-1B visa pandemic, eheh, eheh.
Make no mistake; we have to take care of those jobs that are having a hard time being filled with affordable cheap hi-tech labor. [Re:Bush Push for an H-1B Pandemic]
We have to bring those bright foreign workers on board in much greater numbers, because Americans just won’t do those jobs. (Huh? Oh.) Americans can’t do those jobs because they are not bright … (What!?! Oh.) … because they aren’t trained. And, that will be another talking point in my speech.
Tax breaks are the answer. I will propose a permanent renewal of a tax credit over the next ten years to fund training in Advanced Placement in math and science. It will cost in the neighborhood of $86.4 Brazilian doll … (What? Oh, thanks Rummy. Ok. Ok. I won’t call you that anymore.) 86.4 Billion dollars and it will be available to all illegal aliens and their families and heirs at resident tuition, of course. (Yes, Carl, I just thought of that, and I AM the president and I AM going to stay the course on it! So there!).
We will fund an effort over the next 10 years to have 30,000 American engineers that are not bright enough to do the job … (Alright! Alright, Dick!) … I mean, you know what they say, if you can’t do it, teach it; If you can’t teach it, teach teachers, eheh, eheh.
(Yes, yes. I know we have to go, but the cars aren’t here yet. Anyway I like this one-on-one stuff. What’s that? No, I don’t have to take a bathroom break before my speech. Oh, right….) You understand of course that this is off the record.
Interviewer: Yes of course. Thank you Mr. President. We wish you the best of luck in realizing your fantasies … (Oh, of course Attorney General Gonzales. Patriotic. Yes, we’ve got it.) …ambitious projects.
Bush Uncut After Hours
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Posted By: AZ Moderate Posted on: Feb. 5, 2006 at 2:23 PM  2 Comments
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| I am at a loss for words ... Poetic you are, rdrover. I learned at least two new words. Thank ya, thank ya. But the real credit belongs to our subject matter. You and I, and many of our friends on VOA, are blessed with untapped reserves of Bus***e (a substance, thought to be fossilized ignorance) that is good for nothing but is very dangerous if not thoroughly mined and destroyed in the light of day. I'm fascinated by our friends here on Voice of Arizona. Everyone has their style and important points of view. You and fasteddie research the facts, package them magnificently (even poetically), and are dedicated to mining for Bus***e. June, maggie, Mr. Independent, jeano, Bob, Marion and others keep hammering on the threats to our American way of life and liberties. I suspect there are many many Americans sinking in this Bus***e that wish they could express themselves so eloquently. Average American provides a valuable focus for our efforts, a personification of Bush that actually takes up the club and does battle. AZ Moderate reads your works with great interest and tries to tell a story or two. Keep mining for Bus***e. In the end, we are all just Average Americans trying to wash the Bus***e off of our boots. |
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