President Bush has publicly announced support for his Secretary of Defense which, by default, tells those pesky retirees they can to go to hell.  That certainly reestablishes order in the ranks of senior active duty officers who had any ideas of complaining about Rumsfeld's determined autocracratic management.AWJEEZ

As if that show of NeoCon solidarity and civilian superiority were a cue, Rummie immediately showed us his humble side - he apologized to Congress.

Yup!  He apologized to Congress for generating public fears about an unusual military experiment involving a massive explosion in the Nevada desert on June 2.

Though Defense Department budget documents clearly describe the planned explosion as the simulation of a low-yield nuclear device, that just wasn't true. That's what the man said.

The test will merely detonate the equivalent of nearly 600 tons - yes, 600 TONS - of TNT and, yes, Pentagon officials admit, it will produce a mushroom cloud - but there's no need for concern in Peoria or even in Las Vegas, 90 miles south.

This not Condi's "mushroon cloud" - she was talkin' WMDs, not 600 tons of TNT; she was talkin' terrorist intent, not regime change with 600 Tons of TNT; she was talkin' dictator, not the messianic Leader of the Free World with 600 tons of TNT in his pocket!  Got that?  This is different.

The DoD civilians are just trying to understand the damage that multiple conventional weapon strikes would inflict on fortified underground targets as opposed to using a single nuclear weapon.  Let's call it killing two birds with 600 tons of TNT.  Rumsfeld is absolved and critics of the Iran invasion are undercut.

A kinder and gentler Donald Rumsfeld Pentagon? No more "casualness and swagger"? No more strong opposition from the Joint Chiefs about plans to initiate a nuclear attack? No more nitwit rationale defending talk of nuclear bunker-busters as a ruse to alarm only Iranians and Liberals?

Well, not quite.

Referring to the Army Inspector General's report on the abuse and torture of Gitmo detainee Mohammad al-Qahtani, Human Rights Watch is calling for the appointment of a special prosecutor to investigate Rumsfeld's culpability. HRA contends, "The question at this point is not whether Secretary Rumsfeld should resign, it’s whether he should be indicted!”

I expect Average American argue this is just meant to alarm potential detainees, Liberals and average Americans.

Doin' a heck of job, Rummie! Doin' a heck of a job, BAA Boy!