One afternoon 2 lil old ladies from a senior center went outside to have a cigarette with there male caregiver.  It was raining, so the caregiver grab a condom out of his wallet, poked a hole in it . put it over his cigarette. The two ladies said what is that your doing? He said it was a condom to keep his cigarette dry. They asked where do u get something like that?. He told them any drug store sells them.  The next day the two women set off for the nearest drug store. They went up to the guy working behind the  counter and asked for a box of condoms. The man just looked at them  then asked,  well what kind would u like?  The two lil old ladies looked at each other then said " Well I guess it doesn't matter as long as it will fit a camel."